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re: I stole from a hotel’s continental breakfast today.

Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33352 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:30 pm to
You better hope that the hotel detective is not a distant relative to Inspector Javert.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:33 pm to
Banana nut from Hampton inn



Goat
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
4130 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:47 pm to
Bank lobbies are great for transient dumping.
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:50 pm to
Next thing you know. You'll be slapping attention whores on the arse at marathons.

Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3836 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 5:54 pm to
This is a completely underrated and next level move. These are probably the most clean public restrooms you are going to find.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12741 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 6:35 pm to
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Hotel down the street my bench
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 6:46 pm to
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Once while my parents were visiting I met them at their hotel for breakfast. I went to the desk and asked to pay for a breakfast since I wasn’t staying there, they said they couldn’t charge me if they wanted to, they didn’t have a price to charge far one, told me to just go eat with them, they didn’t care.

I’m pretty sure as long as you don’t abuse it, nobody cares if you stop in from time to time



I was checking into a hotel once while the manager was training someone. He stopped her at one point and said "you forgot to tell him about the free continental breakfast."

I asked him how would he would know if I was staying here of if I just walked in and started eating the free breakfast. He said it's not his job to know. If you're ever down on your luck and need a free meal come in and enjoy the free continental breakfast.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
9286 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 7:02 pm to
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You didn't have $3 for a Waffle House one?


I can’t imagine going to Waffle House and just getting a waffle. Those hash browns would be calling my name.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15314 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 7:04 pm to
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Did you also steal the mattress?


No..but he did keep the bedbugs.
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4958 posts
Posted on 12/10/19 at 8:47 pm to
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Hotel doesn’t profit from breakfast. It’s free.


Lol business major huh?

“I’m only stealing inventory. It’s not like they just lost money or anything!”
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