re: I need help writing a poem for work

He who writes on shithouse walls
Rolls his shite into tiny balls
He who reads these words of wit
Eats those tiny ball of shite.

I'm sure they could find something to rhyme with ditchdigger.

My last job had an office of diversity, there was one employee and her job was to come up with shite like this to promote diversity. A small part of me died everytime she sent out an email.

Here's my poem.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more