re: I mean this with no offense to those who are disabled but do their pieces work?

I use to work with this blonde bombshell. One night at happy hour a dude in a wheel chair was hitting on her. After a few hours she told everyone good bye as she was leaving. The wheel chair bound guy quickly told her “I am paralysed but I can still do a lot.” The blonde said “tell you what, if you can stand up right now and walk to me then I am yours for tonight.” The wheel chair had a blank stare as she laughed and walked away. The rest of us just laughed and shook our head.