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I have a question about humpty dumpty.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:40 pm
Why did all of the King's horses and men care?
Why did the king send every single man and horse at his disposal to try and put humpty together again?
Who was thus humpty? And why was he so important?
Why did the king send every single man and horse at his disposal to try and put humpty together again?
Who was thus humpty? And why was he so important?
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:41 pm to Breesus
Fun fact, his nose was as long as a pickle
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:41 pm to Breesus
Because humpty was sitting on the wall to make sure the Mexicans didnt try to climb over
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:42 pm to Breesus
Dude, he was a sentient, talking egg... I'd imagine he was a pretty big deal.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:43 pm to Breesus
Humpty Dumpty was a Jesus ( that where the easter egg comes from) so the effort to restore the body of Christ was the attempt of the Western World to retake Jerusalem to the Christians
thats bullshite,, but pretty damn good for off the top of my head
thats bullshite,, but pretty damn good for off the top of my head
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:43 pm to Yat27
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Dude, he was a sentient, talking egg...
Could he talk?
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:43 pm to Breesus
What the frick was he doing on the wall to begin with?
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:45 pm to fightin tigers
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Could he talk?
Homeboy just did a commercial for TurboTax.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:46 pm to Breesus
Fat frick that had something happen to him and it hit the papers and then became famous...kinda like Kim Kardashian
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:47 pm to Breesus
I just feel like the horses were really hurting the effort. They don't have fingers and were just out there with their hooves making a real mess.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:49 pm to Breesus
it's supposed to be a nursery rhyme to teach children about the lack of institutional contribution in the form of security, healthcare, and civil rights. also i made all of this up
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:51 pm to OWLFAN86
Humpty Dumpty was a metaphor to explain to lay folk about the early Christian Church's schism with Orthodoxy. Despite all of the efforts of royal families throughout Christendom, the Roman and Constantinople-based branches could not be put back together.
It would only get worse with the Reformation in the Roman Catholic sphere.
Upon reflection it might make one pause when considering religion in general.
It would only get worse with the Reformation in the Roman Catholic sphere.
Upon reflection it might make one pause when considering religion in general.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:52 pm to fightin tigers
quote:Have you not seen Puss in Boots?
Could he talk?
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:53 pm to JasonHotWheelsStreet
I think ole Humpty Dumpty was either a playa or took lots of shits.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 7:56 pm to Breesus
Something that is interesting to think about is that although Humpty Dumpty is usually depicted as an egg at no point is that ever mentioned in the poem.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 8:00 pm to Yat27
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Dude, he was a sentient, talking egg
Was he an egg though? Never once in the poem is it mentioned that he is an egg.
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