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re: I encountered some of the worst female logic of my life yesterday. (Sorta long)
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:13 pm to Navytiger74
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:13 pm to Navytiger74
Knucky was so lucky to be hittin that.
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:13 pm to Mattwells90
Dumb, drunken, degenerate whore. Bet she's a whole lot of fun...until she isn't...like now.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:13 pm to Mattwells90
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She proceeds to tell me that she had a thing about wanting to have a 3 way. A bit of a fetish if you will.
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So I'm talking to this girl
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:13 pm to Mattwells90
How is it the most magnificent combination of the dumbest and trashiest people in Louisiana seemingly congregate on this site?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:14 pm to Mattwells90
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female logic
Oxymoron
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:14 pm to Mattwells90
What really happened: She got drunk, passed out, and the boyfriend sexed the best friend.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:15 pm to Mattwells90
I'm betting this girl was fat anyway, so who cares if she's pissed.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:15 pm to Mattwells90
I would have told her its not cheating because I'm dating both of you now. 
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:16 pm to Mattwells90
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Mattwells90
Seriously, you post a long assed fake story you found on Reddit, could you post at least one pic?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:19 pm to Mattwells90
You're reaction to her story should have come in three stages
Stage 1
Stage 2
Stage 3
Stage 1
Stage 2
Stage 3
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:19 pm to Mattwells90
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female logic
is an oxymoron.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:22 pm to Mattwells90
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So I'm talking to this girl that I know that is usually pretty cool but a bit dumb. She tells me and the other person in the conversation with us that she was sad because she had to dump her boyfriend for cheating. I ask her what happened. Here's where the idiocy begins.
She proceeds to tell me that she had a thing about wanting to have a 3 way. A bit of a fetish if you will. So she, her boyfriend, and her friend (who was also a female) all decided to get drunk together. This leads them to her bed where she claims all was going well. She passes out from being wasted and when she wakes up, they're all still naked in the bed. She asks her boyfriend if he went all the way with the friend and he answered yes.
She proceeds to go bat shite on both of them claiming it was cheating because she had passes out before the deed was completely done.
So I asked her, "if you were cool with him having a 3 way, you invited the girl into yalls bed, and passed out after foreplay, you expected what to happen exactly?"
She replies that it would have been fine had she been awake and involved but he cheated because she was passed out.
I asked her if she knows nothing different happened except you didn't actually watch it. She claims it didn't matter and was a trust violation.
Dear lord, female logic at its finest boys.
So... you offered to help fulfill her threesome fantasy because she still hasn't completed one correct?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:23 pm to Shexter
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What really happened: She got drunk, passed out, and the boyfriend sexed the best friend.
yeah, is at what point someone gets naked first at all relevant? Did Him and her friend kiss or anything previous to gf's passing? I'd like to say its fair game but sounds like a possible, there was flirting, passing, then a frick.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:27 pm to Chad504boy
Chinese proverbs say lucky man get threesome
Unlucky man get two pregnancies
Unlucky man get two pregnancies
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:27 pm to Mattwells90
I asked Paige to give her thoughts on this situation.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:31 pm to Darth_Vader
and stage 4
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Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:34 pm to Mattwells90
The next time you make a story up about women from south of ULALA, could you give them nice teeth, clean underwear, STD free, and possibly her own boat?
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:35 pm to Hangit
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women from south of ULALA
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clean underwear
Unicorns. In reality they all smell like old shrimp nets.
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:36 pm to Mattwells90
Dear Penthouse,
I never believed it could happen until it happened to the brother of a friend of my friend....
I never believed it could happen until it happened to the brother of a friend of my friend....
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