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re: I can't wait to retire so I can drive around aimlessly between 6:30-8:30 in the morning

Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37372 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:37 pm to
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Why take a chance on speeding to the Dr's appointment?



These frickers will fight to schedule a 7AM doctor's appointment then be lined up at the door begging to get in at 6AM. Motherfrickers you need something else to worry about.

I also love when they call and leave voicemails for stupid bullshite at 5:30AM wondering why nobody is answering.

I know of two old dudes who wake up at 3-4AM every day. WHY?!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63177 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:37 pm to
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I bought a house near my work. I just don't get why some of you dipshits couldn't do the same?



You don't get why every person can't live right by their place of employment?

OK
Posted by philabuck
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2008
10380 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:38 pm to
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On my morning commute, I often wonder what the people who are driving 10 MPH under the speed limit and making complete stops before turning do for a living.



Government Employee
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1558 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:40 pm to
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Government Employee

We don’t all drive slow. Some of us are trying to get to the parking garage in time for the early bird price.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76502 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:54 pm to
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How does nobody realize he's talking about a yellow light that is almost to red? As in the yellow is bleeding into red so it's "orange". He's saying if old people see a yellow light they aren't about to try to run it.

Hell most times they slow down for a green and slam brakes for a yellow. Then fall asleep and don’t move when it turns green again.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17306 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:59 pm to
Welcome to Naples in snowbird season. Golf games and Dr.'s appts. Population traduples, at least.
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 7:00 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114025 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 7:04 pm to
What else do you want them to do? They either ride around or go on their morning walk, but either way they are nosy as frick. If you go to McDonalds in the morning, there are usually a group of old fricks who meet up the same time every day, it doesn't matter what McDonalds you go to.

The popular places use to be McDonalds and popeyes, then popeyes stopped serving breakfast so the old fricks who went there started going to McDonalds and then it became like an old folks home.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43380 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 7:05 pm to
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Try going to the grocery store during the day. They wonder the store aimlessly.



My other military baws can back this one up, but this is taken to a ridiculous extreme at the PX and Commissaries on posts with a large military retirement community in the surrounding area.

This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 7:06 pm
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