re: How We Walk Might Reveal Our Risk of Death

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Sometimes I get behind people in stores and don't understand how they're moving so slowly.

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The majority of the time, they are wearing Crocs or flip flops. Footwear for slackasses.

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Sometimes when I am relaxed I will get behind them and try to match their pace and I physically can't without stopping. Sometimes I stop entirely and it's like they are crawling away from me.

It confuses me.

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Same here. I can feel my body language change due to the irritation of such slackassery. I start exaggerating the slow motion.

I often wonder if they think they are just enjoying life and taking it all in, so they pretend they’re at some scenic wonder that helps them appreciate life. There are absolutely moments like that out there, but not in a fricking store.