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How many strokes per minute...

Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30149 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:03 pm
...can you manage, for 5 minutes, before busting a nut?

I can manage a 30-40 spm pace for 5 minutes or so if I’m going all out. I usually dial it back to about 1/3 of that because she likes it that way.

Inb4 your boyfriend must be too tight
Also inb4 your wife and/or mother likes me to go 80-100 spm
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:03 pm to
Tree fitty
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:05 pm to
This ain't gay. Nah.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:05 pm to
edgy
Posted by Puffoluffagus
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:06 pm to
Who the frick is counting strokes much less timing it?
Posted by Kafka
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Posted by Rouge
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Posted by Commandeaux
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:09 pm to
I feel gay reading this.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:10 pm to
When you say “she,” are you talking about Rosy Palm?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

I can manage a 30-40 spm pace for 5 minutes

Hummingbird dick with a jackhammer arse. I'm in the same boat my brother
Posted by Hangit
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:18 pm to
It sounds like you need to go with a cam upgrade and advance your timing about 1 degree. Also, have that exhaust checked.
Posted by hombreman9
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:21 pm to


You use one of these too?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:26 pm to
We talking butt or vagina? Cause it matters...
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30149 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

We talking butt or vagina? Cause it matters...


Vagina. If it’s arse, I have to throttle back to around 5 or 6 spm for the safety of everyone involved.
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