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How long do you usually spend on the throne?

Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:28 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:28 pm
For me I catch up on any group texts, other misc notifications, and Tigerdroppings, so it’s usually a 20+ minute ordeal. In my childhood days (pre-2007 before the age of the iPhone) it was probably longer since I’d read a book.
Posted by A1A
Space Coast
Member since Sep 2015
2104 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:29 pm to
Apparently, too long, according to the wife.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:29 pm to
Depends. If I’m there to destroy it after eating Mexican I can blast and go in 3-4 minutes. Normal poop around 10 or so.
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:30 pm to
shite & get .
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:31 pm to
I shite in the woods like God intended.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5488 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Apparently, too long, according to the wife.

This. And apparently my reading induced hemorrhoids agree with Mrs M's assessment.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:34 pm to
shite and git.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40512 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:35 pm to
I usually commit a shite n run
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3993 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:35 pm to
Bout



Posted by sammy762
Boise
Member since Apr 2016
571 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

so it’s usually a 20+ minute ordeal


My feet would be numb
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:45 pm to
I take my shits on company time. Long time.
Posted by CajunDoc
Member since Mar 2017
280 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 8:45 pm to
Sitting on the toilet for more than five minutes increases your chances of getting hemorrhoids, just FYI
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:40 pm to
20 minutes every four days. Shitting every day is a waste of time.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 9:46 pm to
Till my legs start falling asleep
Posted by bluewing
south
Member since Jun 2013
128 posts
Posted on 10/10/19 at 10:07 pm to
This
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