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re: How does one go about becoming a police officer?

Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:11 pm to
I know you are still young and you seem like a hard worker and pretty sharp but you really need to pick a career and you need to do it SOON! With a family being a cop isn't something I would advise. Not only is the pay very low in most places but the emotional toll and the hours are not conducive to having a happy home. Good luck in whatever you do, just try to do it soon!
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12558 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:12 pm to
Houston PD is always advertising for new recruits
hpdcareers.com
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:15 pm to
It's like getting jumped into a gang. You ever been jumped into a gang? What am.I saying? You're black of course you have.

You're also going to have to kill a black guy.


ETA just kidding. I know you're not really black.
This post was edited on 7/18/15 at 3:17 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Houston PD is always advertising for new recruits hpdcareers.com


The last few times I have been to Fenway Park in Boston all of the bathrooms had ads saying the Scottsdale Police Department was hiring which I thought was weird!
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Have small hands, small penis, and a huge ego..you're in

99% of the OT is qualified then.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

ETA just kidding. I know you're not really black.


I take it you missed the video of him rapping on the music board a few years ago!
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
5171 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Record expunged. I actually have 2 registered pistols and a .223 rifle in my name



7thWard, I'm curious....How do you have 2 "registered pistols" when there is no such thing as "registering a pistol" in Louisiana.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
8928 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:40 pm to
As long as your resume has pussyified in it some where you should get he job most of time
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:41 pm to
I don't live in Louisiana
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13748 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:42 pm to
Where I live just shave your head, wear aviators and be a total dickhead and you're hired.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:42 pm to
Absolutely no way you'd make it.

You have to be 100% honest about criminal history and drug use and any hint of either makes them throw your application in the trash
This post was edited on 7/18/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
5171 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:46 pm to
This post was edited on 7/19/15 at 11:04 am
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
8928 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

very few states require registering




It still has to be logged in the buyer's name maybe he is confusing the two
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Howyouluhdat


That's it.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154311 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:55 pm to
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Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:56 pm to
1. find a random black guy
2. shoot him
3. find a dog, shoot it for good mesure
4. ???
5. profit
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288559 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 3:58 pm to
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lsu480


lol at you giving life advice
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194847 posts
Posted on 7/18/15 at 4:00 pm to
I think it begins with failing an IQ test
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