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re: How do you tell your wife you want a divorce??????

Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:15 pm to
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7897 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:15 pm to
Tell her that you are madly in love with her (take your pick) sister, best friend, mom, etc. That always goes over well.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15759 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Tigerbait357


Well what were the rules?
Posted by BRslongkong
Member since Feb 2019
27 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:18 pm to
Nope this is real bro
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:20 pm to
What’s keeping you from telling her? How long have you been married? Do you have kids?

Divorce sucks. Horribly. Even more if you have kids. Be sure it’s what you want.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:20 pm to
Hide
the money
your stuff
your new gf

Hope their arent kids involved.

God speed
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15759 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

Nope this is real bro


So where is your sacrificial pics of the soon to be ex-wife to the OT gods?
Posted by LawLessTyGer
Bay of Ponchartrain
Member since Jan 2009
1266 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:22 pm to
Obligatory cheaper to keep her!
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
25521 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:22 pm to
My divorce is well documented here.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7007 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Obligatory cheaper to keep her


Can't put a price on happiness and peace of mind.

I'm currently happily broke.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Can't put a price on happiness and peace of mind.



Spent close to 15k to leave mine

quote:

I'm currently happily broke.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297064 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:25 pm to
Make her tell you.
Posted by BRslongkong
Member since Feb 2019
27 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:27 pm to
My happiness and peace of mind is currently non existent
Posted by BRslongkong
Member since Feb 2019
27 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:28 pm to
Been trying that the last 3 months
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:29 pm to
Life's too short, if youre in hell.. break free. But do it intelligently. Dont ope yourself up to getting buttbanged by the judge for being dumb
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138173 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:29 pm to
I can't get any to marry me, and y'all are leaving the ones that say yes?
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15759 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Been trying that the last 3 months


Here is an idea then: Eat every dinner at your local breataurant, walk ons, Sammy's, etc. After dinner, spend your evenings at your local strip joint until close, get super drunk, blow lots of money (and loads into strippers)....eventually the ex-wife will get the point
Posted by BRslongkong
Member since Feb 2019
27 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:32 pm to
Yea I’m trying to be strategical about this
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7007 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

ones that say yes?


Mine was saying yes to everyone
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:35 pm to
Tell her you are gay. Start going to gay bars and sucking the bartenders dick so she believes you.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 9:36 pm to
If you have a side piece.. that shite is on hold till its final. Judge finds you with another woman whilst the current is crying in front of him.. youre fricked.

Like I said, money, possessions and anything she can break/sell ect to get at you, get that shite away from her. The horns will come out when you drop this bombshell and it wont be pretty. Prepare yourself for the ensuing rollercoaster
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