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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:12 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:12 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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into doing shite
I see what you did there
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:15 pm to father2sons
Ohhhhhhhhhh.... I had to read it twice. I see. Hmmmmmm.
"pound my little a-hole"....smh
Just tell her to pound your little a-hole. She get to pick what she pounds it with.! Lol
"pound my little a-hole"....smh
Just tell her to pound your little a-hole. She get to pick what she pounds it with.! Lol
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:18 pm to castorinho
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because it's popular
Popular with A LOT of females. GF coming to town this weekend *no pics*. I will be eating her arse, as would 75% of the straight males in this world
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:24 pm to dbeck
quote:We are all witnesses, this is the voice of experience speaking to us here folks.
Go to the sex toy store together and both of you point out toys that look fun to try. Point to a strap on and say "you'll have to get me drunk before I let you use that thing on me" in a joking manner. If she is against the idea she'll protest vehemently. Otherwise you can probably talk her into it.
I'm not listening to it, ftr.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:32 pm to The Goat
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I will be eating her arse, as would 100% of the coprophiliacs in this world
FIFY
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:37 pm to Krokodil
I'm 51 years old. Been eating arse since I was 24 to no detriment to my health. Now, I eat pussy too, but I know several men 10 years my senior that have gotten throat cancer. And the reason they got it was from eating pussy. Fact check that shite, Baws!!
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:39 pm to father2sons
You can give her a copy of my book
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:43 pm to father2sons
Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:45 pm to father2sons
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Been married for a while and have a great sex life, but I really wanna try butt stuff. She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
I did not expect to come to the OT today and see a thread where a guy is looking for advice on how to ask his wife to peg him.
Yet here we are.

Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:46 pm to Stevo
OK, let's bring religion into the debate...
If god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries
If god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:46 pm to The Goat
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I will be eating her arse
This is the way to do butt stuff. It’s done to her, not the other way around.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:47 pm to father2sons
Do not eat hot sausage before hand
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:51 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Now I am getting adds on here for butt plugs and anal lube. Thanks OP.
Weird I’m getting university of Kansas cancer center ads
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:56 pm to Sterling Archer
I'm getting Safeguard soap ads
hmmmmmm....
hmmmmmm....
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:02 pm to The Goat
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god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries
I agree!
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:04 pm to father2sons
Bruh WTF!!! I read it wrong the first time, but that shite is gay as frick.You should be on the commercials with the dudes who keep having sex yet hide their HIV status.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:40 pm to The Goat
quote:Damn, I'm a fricking time bomb. Article says the more pussy you eat, the odds get greater and greater of developing throat cancer. I look back and it's like, I outta' be dead already!
I'm 51 years old. Been eating arse since I was 24 to no detriment to my health. Now, I eat pussy too, but I know several men 10 years my senior that have gotten throat cancer. And the reason they got it was from eating pussy. Fact check that shite, Baws!!
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:43 pm to HubbaBubba
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Damn, I'm a fricking time bomb.
just greatly increases my chances last night

Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:44 pm to HubbaBubba
quote:You might be, baw. Throat shite will evidently neekuponya.
I look back and it's like, I outta' be dead already!
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:49 pm to The Goat
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OK, let's bring religion into the debate... If god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries
It's a hilarious quote from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. No religious comment meant.
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 3:38 pm
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