re: How boss of a move was this by my FNL?

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I thought you weren't a tough guy. You sound like a tough guy

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I'm not. I'm just not a pussy

Now, that's a boss move...

Back in high school, i was going to stay over at a girl's house and bought condoms in advance.

Came home one day to find them sitting on my bed. At this point, I only lived with my mother

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This thread reminded me of a guy I used to work with who lived in Sardis, MS. He was supposed to be out of town at his deer camp all weekend, but ended up killing a couple of does and coming home early. He came straight from his deer camp and hadn't changed clothes after cleaning the deer. When he got home his wife was asleep in bed with a guy they were friends with. He sat there in a chair in the room still in his bloody hunting clothes drinking a 12 pack of Budweiser holding his 30-06. When they woke up he made the dude and his wife start packing all of her shite into the guy's truck, both of them still nude. One of the neighbors called the sheriff (who knew everyone involved), he told my coworker that he had proved his point and to let them get dressed. This was brought up every time we took a group of customers on a hunting or fishing trip; I felt bad for my coworker that people always made him tell that story

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

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I have no friends

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well at least you're not a pussy

Somebody say pussy?

Well frick....

So your wife's mom was a slut?