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Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:41 pm
LINK
I think that’s enough internet for today
quote:
Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.
Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”
When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”
I think that’s enough internet for today
This post was edited on 5/27/19 at 6:42 pm
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Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Mir really let himself go
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Looks perfectly normal
To me
To me
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:43 pm to Winston Cup
I was about to ask how many of his victims had their faces fricked like a soft shell crab.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
How do you kill pizza delivery guys. Wouldn't they have the last known delivery address?
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I see Boss Nass found a hobby after the Star Wars prequels ended.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
“I never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.
quote:
“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.
Hope those people realize they likely ate some of his victims.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
His neck is wider than his face.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Jesus F Christ that dude looks terrifying, knowing what he is and has been doing. He looks just like a psychopathic gluttonous cannibal serial-killer would look like. Imagine rolling up to his house and coming upon that scene. Yeesh.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.
god almighty
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:44 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Looks like he’s full.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:45 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
You're a moron.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:45 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
World News Daily Report: Where Facts Don’t Matter
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:45 pm to lsunurse
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host large barbecues
I wonder why.
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:46 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”
Fake news, everybody knows white ppl dont do spices on their food
It was sarcasm gents. Dont get salty
This post was edited on 5/27/19 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:46 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
i do not think that is on the keto diet...
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:46 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Umm do you know that is a totally made up story?
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:47 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
literally a fake news website
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:47 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
He can keep an eye on two victims at once
Posted on 5/27/19 at 6:48 pm to dbuchanon
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Fake news, everybody knows white ppl dont do spices on their food
You must not be from LA.
Also, couldn’t you just outrun this fat frick?
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