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VolsOut4Harambe
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Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
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Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.

Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”



When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”


Image: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/pizzaman.jpg


I think that’s enough internet for today
This post was edited on 5/27 at 6:42 pm


Winston Cup
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
Mir really let himself go


TechDawg2007
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
Looks perfectly normal
To me


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Titus Pullo
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
I was about to ask how many of his victims had their faces fricked like a soft shell crab.


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poncho villa
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
How do you kill pizza delivery guys. Wouldn't they have the last known delivery address?


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tossedoff
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
I see Boss Nass found a hobby after the Star Wars prequels ended.


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lsunurse
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
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“I never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.


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“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.



Hope those people realize they likely ate some of his victims.


East Coast Band
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
His neck is wider than his face.


Shiftyplus1
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
Jesus F Christ that dude looks terrifying, knowing what he is and has been doing. He looks just like a psychopathic gluttonous cannibal serial-killer would look like. Imagine rolling up to his house and coming upon that scene. Yeesh.


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“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.


god almighty


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TheHarahanian
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years

Looks like he’s full.


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ThatMakesSense
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
You're a moron.


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Tyga Woods
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
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World News Daily Report: Where Facts Don’t Matter


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VolsOut4Harambe
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
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host large barbecues


I wonder why.


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dbuchanon
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
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When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”




Fake news, everybody knows white ppl dont do spices on their food



It was sarcasm gents. Dont get salty
This post was edited on 5/27 at 6:53 pm


WITCH DOCTOR
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
i do not think that is on the keto diet...


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Sanfordhog
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
Umm do you know that is a totally made up story?


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beaver
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
literally a fake news website



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StrangeBrew
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
He can keep an eye on two victims at once


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liz18lsu
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re: Houston cannibal killer ate 31 people over past 7 years
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Fake news, everybody knows white ppl dont do spices on their food


You must not be from LA.

Also, couldn’t you just outrun this fat frick?


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