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"Hep--my son is a vagina!"
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:35 pm
Boy, wish I hadn't typed that in google. My young son is going through a little phase where he's whining over small cuts and scrapes/ scared of "monsters" and whatnot. Most times I just roll my eyes, but being the alpha "baw" that I am, I, googled this, hoping to reinforce my belief that it's just a little temporary phase. Or at worst, there may be some articles giving me some advice on how to toughen him up.
What I found, however, was not that. Apparently, guys, there are lots of ladies in this world who like to throw their nannies on their sons. I didn't even click any links, just the titles and 1st sentence descriptions made me want to vomit. What a weird, weird world we inhabit.
What I found, however, was not that. Apparently, guys, there are lots of ladies in this world who like to throw their nannies on their sons. I didn't even click any links, just the titles and 1st sentence descriptions made me want to vomit. What a weird, weird world we inhabit.
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 9:50 pm
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Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:36 pm to Hot Carl
I got my maid pregnant when I was 15
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:37 pm to Hot Carl
Also, it gave me the weirdest Oedipus boner and, although it's Father's Day weekend, made me want to call my mom.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:37 pm to Hot Carl
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my son is a pussy
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:37 pm to Hot Carl
wtf Carl?
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:37 pm to Hot Carl
You typed Hep, Son, and Pussy into Google and we're surprised by the results.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:38 pm to Hot Carl
I am trying to feel your vibe on this subject matter but I am baffled 
So nannies are jumping on young boys.... interesting
So nannies are jumping on young boys.... interesting
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:38 pm to BRgetthenet
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I wish
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:38 pm to Hot Carl
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but being the alpha "baw" that I am,
OP is clearly beta
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:39 pm to Hot Carl
Tell him to pick a fight with the next boy his age, just to make sure.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:40 pm to Hot Carl
I just watched a King of the Hill episode with this exact plot earlier tonight.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:42 pm to Hot Carl
I googled, so as to see all these women throwing their nannies on their boys. Lo and behold, what comes up? What OTer is this?
From www.bodybuilding.com
From www.bodybuilding.com
quote:
Location: Atlanta, Georgia,
My son is a straight up pussy, please help Misc (REPS)
Misc I'm a young dad (22 years old), my son is 4. Me and his Mom aren't together anymore but I get him on the weekends.
Anyway I took him to the park today and he was playing with his new Skylanders toy I just bought him for almost $20. Next thing I know he comes running up to me crying because some kid took his toy. So I did what I thought was best and told him to go get it back.
He goes to try and retrieve the toy, I watch from afar, the kid that took it is pretty big, probably about six and is borderline obese. I try to feed my kid as much protein on the weekends that I can, but his Mom is a vegan (weird bish) and feeds him a pretty chitty diet when it comes to getting yolked. But that's beside the point.
I clearly see that the kid won't give it back to him and he comes running back to me "Daddy he said no!"
I told him to go "make him give it back". My phucking kid goes runs back to the big kid and tries to pull the toy away and I can hear him yelling "please, that's my toy. let's share it." holy phuck was so embarassed. the bigger, obese kid pushed my kid away and kept playing with the toy.
Once again my kid comes running back to me "I couldn't get it back daddy!" I told him to go try again because if he couldn't get it back then it was no longer his.
He told me "it ok" and he wanted to go home... Man, I don't want my kid to be a beta, but I think it might be so embedded in his genes from his mom's side I don't know if I can snap him out of it.
What do I do Misc? Will rep.
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:43 pm to Hot Carl
Pat him on the back; you are what you eat.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:43 pm to aVatiger
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OP is clearly beta
No, I'm alpha, make no mistake. He either toughens up in the next few weeks, or he's out of the pride. Kicked to the curb or more likely, eaten. He's 1.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:46 pm to Dandy Lion
Dandy that bodybuilding.com
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:49 pm to Hot Carl
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the alpha "baw" that I am
Alphas don't come to a message board to whine how wimpy their kid is.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:51 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:51 pm to Hot Carl
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some advice on how to toughen him up.
Yell at him, and spank him. Why do you need the internet and message boards for thousands of years of child rearing experience?
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