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re: Have you ever heard of a Mantis Shrimp?

Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:51 am to
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
57337 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:51 am to
True story here. About 20 years ago I was in the Mantazas inlet near St.Augustine with all 3 of my young kids doing a beach day. I had this little butterfly net and a sand bucket and I notice a small hole right next to the water. Well I see this little head poke out of the hole from about 10 feet away I run over to try and capture this thing in the hole I figured it was a hermit or sand crab. I am poking in the hole with my fingers and the back of the butterfly net finally I hit something in the hole and begin to bring it out(my kids are watching in anticipation) when this thing surfaces it was almost 10-12 inches long and I was like holy shite. It was a mantis shrimp I had no fricking clue about those things until I googled it. I could have lost a finger in that hole. I learned do not stick your fingers in holes where they don't belong.
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 11:52 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:52 am to
quote:

St.Augustine


I've been to St. Augustine, really making me think
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97094 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:53 am to
I could have gone through my day not knowing those worms exist
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75083 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:54 am to
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I learned do not stick your fingers in holes where they don't belong.


Some life lessons are applicable across the spectrum and arrive in odd ways.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
57337 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:56 am to
I did kind of turn that closing statement into a life lesson also. You are definitely correct sir.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97094 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 11:58 am to


If I put hundreds of them in a pot of water with crab boil will they cook themselves without me needing propane?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:01 pm to
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If I put hundreds of them in a pot of water with crab boil will they cook themselves without me needing propane?



good thinking cher, would you season them in the pot? or dust them in the cooler after bawlin them?
Posted by Bo Rein 80
Wonder Lake
Member since Mar 2019
207 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:09 pm to
Caught one on opening day of shrimp season about 20 years ago, on top of an oyster covered pass. It was about 4 inches long and chartreuse colored, crazy eyes. It kept hitting the bottom of the boat and cracking the fiberglass floor. Didn't frick with that thing long! Wine Island Pass...
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
75576 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:14 pm to
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Onto Arndt’s third plan of attack — a shrimp filled with superglue.

“I thought if it ate it, it would glue its mouth closed,” he said. “So I literally hollowed out a shrimp shell and filled it full of superglue and fed him that.”

After the first night, Arndt thought he had him. The worm ate the superglue shrimp, and then disappeared for a couple days. But pretty soon, he was back — popping out of his rock, opening his horrible maw for more superglue shrimp.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97094 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:17 pm to
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It kept hitting the bottom of the boat and cracking the fiberglass floor.


My boat sinking from a shrimp I caught punching a hole in it would definitely be my luck
Posted by bayou2
New Orleans, LA
Member since Feb 2007
3538 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:17 pm to


... this explains everything ...

So funny and terrifying

sorry but you have to type in the link:

LINK

hope the link works for mantis shrimp

If not you will have to not be so lazy and type it in yourself

The comics are hilarious and they will give your brain a true moment of enjoyment

if that link doesn't work try this one

LINK


https://theoatmeal.com

For Oatmeal Comics - true genius

Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16411 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:22 pm to
Reminds me of knuckle thump competitions entered as a young baw.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25602 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:48 pm to
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If I put hundreds of them in a pot of water with crab boil will they cook themselves without me needing propane?


Ahh. A man who cares for the environment
Posted by tigerbaiter
Member since Dec 2006
527 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:54 pm to
No. But I'm praying you'll tell me about them.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:55 pm to
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No. But I'm praying you'll tell me about them.



watch it baw, I'll hit you with my walking stick!
Posted by tigerbaiter
Member since Dec 2006
527 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 12:59 pm to
Man, quit bugging.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
57088 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Onto Arndt’s third plan of attack — a shrimp filled with superglue.

“I thought if it ate it, it would glue its mouth closed,” he said. “So I literally hollowed out a shrimp shell and filled it full of superglue and fed him that.”

After the first night, Arndt thought he had him. The worm ate the superglue shrimp, and then disappeared for a couple days. But pretty soon, he was back — popping out of his rock, opening his horrible maw for more superglue shrimp.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 1:02 pm to
it's actually used like that in medical procedures
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