Have you ever fallen into a toilet?

Women often bitch about how when the toilet seat is left up they somehow fall into the toilet when they try to sit down to pee. They seem to forget that men also have to sit down on the toilet when we take shits, yet I've never fallen into a toilet before.

I've even been dumb enough to go to the bathroom at night, not turn the light on and sat down to take a dump only to discover that the seat had been left up, but I simply stood back up once I realized this and put the seat down. Do you women not have the lower body strength to stop your body from collapsing into the toilet? Maybe you need to do some squats