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Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:15 am to Cosmo
yo I'm always on the lookout for a good funeral to crash
People crying, open casket, good vibes. I roll in there, get a few fake tears going and then bounce.
Totally recommend
People crying, open casket, good vibes. I roll in there, get a few fake tears going and then bounce.
Totally recommend
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:17 am to Legion of Doom
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Why would you crash a funeral? Not exactly a fun time.
The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair!
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:21 am to Cosmo
I crashed a bar mitzvah once wearing an SS uniform. I didn't feel very welcome so I left after an hour or so.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:24 am to Legion of Doom
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Why would you crash a funeral?
I don't know how to tell you...so l'll just tell you. Fawn's dead.
She's dead? Haha. Did she put you up to this? That minx. What a lively sense of humour. "Sophomore dies in kiln explosion"? Oh, my God!
I'm terribly sorry, Frank.
I just talked to her last week. She was gonna make a pot for me.
If there's anything I can do....
You're so nice. I really shouldn't impose on you.
No, really. Anything.
I don't think I should be alone tonight. Would you go out with me?
I'll get my coat.
And could you get three dates for my friends?
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:25 am to Cosmo
Crashed a crawfish boil when I was in middle school. My buddy and I were riding our bikes in the neighborhood and saw a bunch of cars parked outside and heard that burner going. Walked in filled up a to-go box and rolled. We were such rebels.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:28 am to Cosmo
I’ve crashed two corporate outing before. Both were in hotels that I was already staying in for work anyways.
You could tell they were major companies having national type conventions because people were in their little groups but overall nobody really knew anyone so I just blended in. Even got laid at one of them. It was some pharmaceutical company.
Chicks at corporate events on the road are always whoring it up.
You could tell they were major companies having national type conventions because people were in their little groups but overall nobody really knew anyone so I just blended in. Even got laid at one of them. It was some pharmaceutical company.
Chicks at corporate events on the road are always whoring it up.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:29 am to The Pirate King
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This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 7:03 am
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:31 am to Cosmo
Crashed a graduation party in high school and jumped on to the tail end of a corp golf tournament and got free beer all day. 
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:39 am to Cosmo
In college we used to do it all the time. We had a fire pit behind a notorious spot for wedding receptions on campus so we would all go drink in suits around the fire on Friday and Saturday nights and eventually sneak into the receptions
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:39 am to Ed Osteen
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Who the frick would "crash" a funeral
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:40 am to Cosmo
No, I avoid both to the best of my ability.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:47 am to Cosmo
I thought this was a thing made up by Hollywood?
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