re: have you ever clogged someone's terlet

Oh yeah. You have to use the toilet brush and mash it up into smaller pieces for it to go down. After 2-3 flushes you should be good.

Forget the plunger, get the knife.

Another story from when I was in the military:

I had a friend who was from Vermont and knew a bunch of college girls coming down for Spring Break. We rented a beach cabin for the week with them and would get demolished every night. Anyway, this one girl was super-bitchy and wouldn't let us have any fun. She was a gigantic cock-block.. Asian (no relevance but helps set the stage) so I went into her room with the bathroom and took a huge, disgusting spite-shite.

They were gone, so I thought I could be in-and-out and leave it unflushed creation and get away with it without anyone knowing it was me. but they came back to the cabin while I was mid-shite. They went to the bathroom and I heard the Asian one saying "Oh someone is definitely shitting in there"

I was pretty embarrassed but I played it off well. Did not smash and my friend ended up marrying the Asian cock-blocker

There is a room on the 2nd floor of Cypress Cove (Venice La) that will never be the same, wasn't me but it was one in our group.

If you don't keep a plunger and toilet brush in your guest bathroom you deserve to clean up after others routinely.

Anyone that clogs a dorm toilet is a jackass though, those things are normally built to flush hard enough to suck a baby down.

One time I went to one of those Jesus camps with my church when I was younger. I had to take a shite so I went in a room that some of my friends were staying in so our room wouldn't stink. Ended up clogging it and overflowing diarrhea everywhere. They called maintenance and it was some kid, probably a volunteer. He just said "thank God I have something to do."

Anyway, felt like a complete a-hole cause they though I overflowed it on purpose. Really just wanted to stink up their place and not ours.

I can’t recall ever clogging at someone else’s house. I’m pretty good about shitting before I leave the house or in a clean convenience store on the way.

I have been on the phone today with a plumber about my own house though. So, there’s that.

I clogged 2 of our 3 in the Cottages one year. Their plumbing was so weak so they would basically clog at really nothing. Took the cottages 2 fricking weeks to snake those toilets so the three of us were rotating on one toilet which was in one of my roommates bedrooms. To avoid having to ask him every time if i could use the bathroom I just peed in the shower and ran the water and split between using the cottages clubhouse and his private bath for dumps. I feel really bad about also clogging my other roomates toilet at the same time and making him do the same thing.

On a vacation with my family (I guess I was 16 or so) anyway I clogged up 3 hotel toilets in 5 nights. My dad said “damn boy you better start eating more fiber”