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re: Have you ever asked your g-friend/wife/OL how many partners they had before you?

Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:36 pm to
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So you got left for Billy


Jody damn sure wasn't taking her
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:37 pm to
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I have never asked, because i knew them before, and their numbers were in the 0-2 range at most.


ROFLMAO!!!! Two ??? Seriously ??? Please tell me you don't believe that....
Women are fricking amazingly wiley!! She knows you couldn't handle the truthful answer. It doesn't matter one way or another, just funny that you believe that!!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:39 pm to
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Women are fricking amazingly wiley!! She knows you couldn't handle the truthful answer. It doesn't matter one way or another, just funny that you believe that!!

yep, once they break the seal they're like, "WTF was I holding off from this?"
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:39 pm to
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You'd think a guy would like knowing that after experiencing however many of whatever size, she still chooses him?




I say that because a buddy once told me how one night after I guess one of his steller / self pat on the back performances he asked his wife whats the biggest she's ever had? She told him the guy before him was so big that she could grab his unit with 2 hands and still had a hand and a half hanging... He said man I was fk'd up for hours, dinner came and I couldnt even look at her, I spent most of the night in my recliner watching tv with my mind so messed up I couldnt even say what I was watching. His wife finally walked up and told him she was playing with him because he shouldnt be worried about that, she was with him ect. So dont ask what you cant handle the worst possible answer
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:41 pm to
I dated a girl for a couple months and we broke it off mutually. the sex was always fun but we didn't really connect. about a month after the break she asked me if she could stay the night. hell yeah. she told me she wanted to fuk but not the guy she was talking to at the time because she thought he would think she was a slut if she put out that soon. I got to lay the pipe so she could hold out with him. She's married to the guy now.
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 12:42 pm
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:43 pm to
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I’ve hooked up with a handful of my wife’s friends before I met my wife.



my buddy and me both banged his wifes aunt. he did before he met her. i did it the night of their wedding. the aunt is my age, only a couple years older than her niece.
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:43 pm to
Your friend sounds like an idiot. Most women do not want some anaconda/destroyer dick.

If she's happy/satisfied with yours and likes playing with it often and is somewhat good at it, who cares?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:45 pm to
would you rather a girl who fricked 10 operators or 5 pipefitters
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89142 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:45 pm to
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anaconda/destroyer dick.


ETA: what a pulsating piston of Python pleasure?
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 12:51 pm
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:45 pm to
I guess he thought he was king ding a ling, i dunno
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:46 pm to
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but if you took the time to look into it you have a lot of 30 somethings these days who chose to whore it up like a party girl in their 20s and eventually see the wall of 30 causing them to panic and ultimately settle in with Mr. Dependable. Probably a dude they wouldn't have dated in their heyday.


Oh yeah 100%. They get to 30 and guys their age are going younger and younger so they panic. No good looking, stable high income 30-40 year old is going to date a 30 year old when a 25 year old is available.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:47 pm to
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Come to Shreveport. If you're well spoken, got a good to decent job, a home etc, it's like shooting fish in a barrel with women here. Most dudes don't believe me but the sluttiness is strong here.


Yeah but they’re Shreveport chicks.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89142 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:49 pm to
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Yeah but they’re Shreveport chicks.

got to agree with that baw, always been a hot bed of horny, good looking chicks
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21639 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:52 pm to
Once and I knew it was a lie so I never asked any other one....
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:54 pm to
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a pulsating piston of Python pleasure?



Alliteration has no place in the bedroom/backseat/dining room table/supply closet/Company Christmas party
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:54 pm to
Actually the door swings both ways concerning brain chemistry and the amount of sexual partners. Sex is a very intimate and bonding act that stirs up all kinds of emotions. When two people have sex they just created a bond whether you like it or not. Some people say you are mixing up spirits or emotions or whatever you choose to believe.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89142 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:56 pm to
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bedroom/backseat/dining room table/supply closet/Company Christmas party

I like your style
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73905 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:57 pm to
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When two people have sex they just created a bond whether you like it or not.


i don't have an opinion one way or the other.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:58 pm to
Meh. There’s plenty of times I made a “bond” that didn’t last past the vinegar strokes.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5681 posts
Posted on 8/7/18 at 12:59 pm to
That's funny. I used to cheat with this divorcee who told three different boyfriends that they were her 5th partner ever. It got so bad she and I had an inside joke and would call each other cinco when her dudes were around.
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