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re: Have you been to jail / prison / brig before?
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:16 am to bencoleman
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:16 am to bencoleman
I spent a few days held up in major crimes. They wanted to keep me away from general population cause the town was pretty racist back then. Some dude with bad pasmaker blew up and I ended up getting robbed by some psyco.
Crazy week man
Crazy week man
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Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:40 am to flyAU
Around 10 times. Mostly just a day or two. Various misdemeanor offenses.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:29 am to prostyleoffensetime
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32 months Federal Correctional. Racketering
Mr. Martini,
I thoroughly enjoy most of your post. This one has us all intrigued. Please share the story. You may have shared it before, but it is worth another go.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:52 am to Spankum
4 days...... charges later dropped.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:58 am to YouAre8Up
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This post was edited on 3/9/14 at 11:16 pm
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:01 am to flyAU
Criminal damage to property - December 18, 2005 Savannah, GA
I was out drinking with some friends doing some bar hopping. We found some hole in the wall Latin bar with nobody in it. I decided I wanted a loaded corona and after being charged $10 for it I was upset. I was drunk. I'm talking seeing in slow motion drunk. I went downstairs to take a piss and on my way back up I saw a fire extinguisher. I discharged that bitch is most sharp and military fashion I could muster. It was the powder/chalk (?) kind, so shite went everywhere. I told my friends we had to leave.
We "ran" away to a pizza place a few blocks away and waited in line. That's when the cops showed up and pulled us out of line. They asked us what rank we used to be and placed us all under arrest. I was the only one that was 21.
We loaded up in the wagon and made a few more stops. One guy they picked up had just been recently pepper sprayed so he was screaming for "watuh" a whole lot. They pulled over and sprayed him with a water hose. The water came into the wagon and washed out the piss that my buddy had just made. That was a funny sight. My one friend had to unzip the other. He couldn't get his dick out and they both knew what had to happen next but neither one could say it. He managed to free it without further contact and I woke up the next morning thinking it was all a dream but sure enough, I was in a cell. That was a fun three days in Chatham County.
I was out drinking with some friends doing some bar hopping. We found some hole in the wall Latin bar with nobody in it. I decided I wanted a loaded corona and after being charged $10 for it I was upset. I was drunk. I'm talking seeing in slow motion drunk. I went downstairs to take a piss and on my way back up I saw a fire extinguisher. I discharged that bitch is most sharp and military fashion I could muster. It was the powder/chalk (?) kind, so shite went everywhere. I told my friends we had to leave.
We "ran" away to a pizza place a few blocks away and waited in line. That's when the cops showed up and pulled us out of line. They asked us what rank we used to be and placed us all under arrest. I was the only one that was 21.
We loaded up in the wagon and made a few more stops. One guy they picked up had just been recently pepper sprayed so he was screaming for "watuh" a whole lot. They pulled over and sprayed him with a water hose. The water came into the wagon and washed out the piss that my buddy had just made. That was a funny sight. My one friend had to unzip the other. He couldn't get his dick out and they both knew what had to happen next but neither one could say it. He managed to free it without further contact and I woke up the next morning thinking it was all a dream but sure enough, I was in a cell. That was a fun three days in Chatham County.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:08 am to flyAU
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This post was edited on 3/4/14 at 7:12 am
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:09 am to flyAU
I'm in prison now
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:10 am to flyAU
Angola rodeo
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:15 am to TheUnderDog
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2.5 years at WCI (Washington Correctional Institution) in Angie La for Distribution of Booger Dust. I have no regrets about it straightened up my life I was 24 Im 35 now and very successful. Im also very greatful because I could've gotten 20 years it was my 3rd offense. Thank God for a good lawyer.
An English class would not have hurt you...
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:18 am to flyAU
Twice. Once for possession of burglary tools and another time for another reason.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:20 am to RBWilliams8
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I'm in prison now
Sometimes i felt that way living in Pike County.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:26 am to doublecutter
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He got it squashed
Anyone can squash a subpoena, but it takes a fine legal mind to quash one.
Joe Bockrath
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:45 am to flyAU
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This post was edited on 9/30/24 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:48 am to Corkfather
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Most young people (especially males) will go to jail for a night at least once in their lifetime.
I'm gonna have to see the numbers to agree with this.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 7:55 am to flyAU
Spent the night in Wilkinson Co jail. Was 8 of us in that cell and I was the only one without an afro
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:05 am to flyAU
Yes. 20 hours for public intox. It was absurd, tiny jail, crappy little town, almost had to stay the entire weekend.
Of course, it was dismissed.
Of course, it was dismissed.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:09 am to flyAU
Spent a night in EBR Parish jail. It was pretty awful.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:10 am to Pettifogger
No
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:12 am to flyAU
I've never even received a speeding ticket 
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