re: Has anyone here actually seen Gary Chambers out in public?

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Has anyone here actually seen Gary Chambers out in public?

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Yes I saw him out once at the theater in perkins rowe. He was wearing his african garb and as I walked by I said HEY GARY, he turned and had abig smile thinking it was a fan, the smile turned upside down pretty quick when I asked him where he got that magic carpet he was wearing. I did notice that dem big ol tiddies are real!

He loves it when you sing his song



The Ballad of Gravy Chambers
Sung to the Tune of “The Ballad of Davy Crockett”.
Born to a family in Baton Rudge,
Big fat fricker like a pile of fudge,
Raised in Florida and golly gee,
He can kill a whole bucket from KFC,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

He can single handedly shut down a whole buffet,
Then say he didn’t like it and refuse to pay,
If anyone dares to give him some lip,
He’ll call them a racist and not leave a tip,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When Alton Sterling got his thug self killed,
Gravy knew he had some 5x pants to fill,
So he jiggled down, to the Triple S,
And made himself a name in the big protest,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When the GoFundMe money didn’t come his way,
He threw a fit on the metro council meeting day,
When they’d had enough, and hauled his arse away,
From the rear of the paddy wagon sparks did spray,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he says “Guhd Aftanoon” on his FB page,
Fake tears rollin down his cheeks as he screams in rage,
He picked him a fight with ol’ Silky Slim,
Then a bunch of the hood rats went and turned on him,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he can’t get money since the media went,
So he’s stuck living in his mom’s basement,
Even though his shirt, could double as a tent,
He should pay the OT, we keep him relevant,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

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is it really stealing if the neighbor doesn't have his shite passworded?

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No

But if you do it regularly it is then called “ mooching”.

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But if you do it regularly it is then called “ mooching”.

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meh

He has a really nice Yukon Denali that he is always driving and it is in his videos.

Its like a 2003 I think from the video I saw of the exterior