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Happy Steak & Blowjob Day
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:17 am
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:17 am
Remind those SOs now that you're expecting a good night. Today is your day just like Valentines was theirs, and today is much easier for them than VDay is for us. Good luck to y'all 
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:19 am to Upperdecker
I hope this day never falls on a Friday during Lent.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:19 am to Upperdecker
What you guys call "Steak and blow job day", I call Friday.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:21 am to Upperdecker
It's Lent, and oral sex is a mortal sin. Sorry, Catholics.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:32 am to Jim Rockford
its my bday today too!!
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:36 am to Jim Rockford
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It's Lent, and oral sex is a mortal sin. Sorry, Catholics.
Luckily, Lent is also the season for reconciliation
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:38 am to Upperdecker
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Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:39 am to Upperdecker
i hope you cook a good steak for your husband
Posted on 3/14/16 at 9:45 am to Upperdecker
Meh. It's only happy if it's not from the SO.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 10:02 am to Upperdecker
May your steak be medium rare, and your blowjob well done.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 10:38 am to Upperdecker
Got my steak marinating already
Posted on 3/14/16 at 10:40 am to AnonymousTiger
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I hope this day never falls on a Friday during Lent.
Jesus would understand.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 10:42 am to LSUBoo
I just sent my wife a text to remind her. Her reply was, "well, since we still have not celebrated Valentine's Day you are SOL".
Guess I will be eating chicken tonight.
Guess I will be eating chicken tonight.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 10:53 am to Janky
Congrats on not having sex? 
Posted on 3/14/16 at 10:57 am to Upperdecker
Usually by this time of day, I have received the "What do you want for dinner?" text. So far, notta. Some might think that is a good thing, but I know better. She will claim she had planned on cooking "whatever" (not steak) already. Oh and the dessert part is nothing but a distant dream.
I'll probably just stop on the way home and get myself a nice bottle of whiskey to drown the dream away.
I'll probably just stop on the way home and get myself a nice bottle of whiskey to drown the dream away.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 11:10 am to Janky
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I just sent my wife a text to remind her. Her reply was, "well, since we still have not celebrated Valentine's Day you are SOL".
Guess I will be eating chicken tonight.
Or choking one.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 11:13 am to Upperdecker
Who are you blowing today?
Posted on 3/14/16 at 11:20 am to mattz1122
Second best Holiday according to this guy
Posted on 3/14/16 at 11:21 am to Upperdecker
Everyday for me. I can blow myself.
Posted on 3/14/16 at 11:22 am to Upperdecker
Who gives a shite about the steak? Maybe I'm wrong but it could be Ramen noodle and blowjob day and I still wouldn't give a good goddamn about the food part.
Can you trade the steak in and get a blowjob from the SO and her hottest friend? That sounds like a better deal to me.
Can you trade the steak in and get a blowjob from the SO and her hottest friend? That sounds like a better deal to me.
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