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re: Got a new girlfriend this week.

Posted on 8/14/25 at 8:49 am to
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17564 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 8:49 am to
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" doesn't talk
Who says?
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13289 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 8:59 am to
Good looking bitch....gonna be a big ole gal judging by the feet.....
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19019 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 9:49 am to
Is she a cur ?

Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9770 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 9:55 am to
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I'd say its those who know its a joke and still call it weird who have the issue.


Just because you know something is a joke doesn't make it not weird.

We aren't thinking it's weird because we think he is serious. We get that it's a joke. We think it's weird that his brain works in a way that he thinks calling his dog his girlfriend, even as a joke, is funny to him.

When most people think of a significant other, they think about romance, and dating, and fricking. He is putting his dog in that context to most reasonable people. Even as a joke, that is odd. Again, nobody is assuming he wants to frick his dog. We think it's strange to even make that connection in jest.
Posted by BlueMoon59
Member since Mar 2014
66 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:10 pm to
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She has a short ridge, about 4" long. We call it her cowlick.



LOL. That’s cute, Makes her even more adorable. If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get her?
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5168 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:21 pm to
I saw your title and immediately thought of this meme

Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4461 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 1:00 pm to
From a guy in the Oakdale area.
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
1944 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 1:46 pm to
Enjoy and congrats. I can’t understand the pet thing but I’m glad they bring joy to you and many others.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4461 posts
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:11 pm to
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quote:
I'd say its those who know its a joke and still call it weird who have the issue.


Just because you know something is a joke doesn't make it not weird.

We aren't thinking it's weird because we think he is serious. We get that it's a joke. We think it's weird that his brain works in a way that he thinks calling his dog his girlfriend, even as a joke, is funny to him.

When most people think of a significant other, they think about romance, and dating, and fricking. He is putting his dog in that context to most reasonable people. Even as a joke, that is odd. Again, nobody is assuming he wants to frick his dog. We think it's strange to even make that connection in jest.


I'm 74 years old and have several "friends" who are female, thus "girlfriends. None of them are in a "romantic" way.
I also have several male friends that are "friends" and absolutely are nothing more than just a friend who happens to be a male so I guess or "boy" friends just because they are "male". So if you feel me referring to my new dog pup as a girlfriend is weird, oh well, it is what it is. Please go about your day doing what you do and try to have a bit more sense of humor and lighten up and enjoy life. Sorry if my reference to my pup as a "girl....friend triggered you.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
6348 posts
Posted on 8/16/25 at 12:48 am to
Throw that bitch a bone,
bitches love when you throw em a bone.
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