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re: Got a new girlfriend this week.
Posted on 8/14/25 at 8:49 am to East Coast Band
Posted on 8/14/25 at 8:49 am to East Coast Band
quote:Who says?
" doesn't talk
Posted on 8/14/25 at 8:59 am to duckblind56
Good looking bitch....gonna be a big ole gal judging by the feet.....
Posted on 8/14/25 at 9:55 am to RogerTheShrubber
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I'd say its those who know its a joke and still call it weird who have the issue.
Just because you know something is a joke doesn't make it not weird.
We aren't thinking it's weird because we think he is serious. We get that it's a joke. We think it's weird that his brain works in a way that he thinks calling his dog his girlfriend, even as a joke, is funny to him.
When most people think of a significant other, they think about romance, and dating, and fricking. He is putting his dog in that context to most reasonable people. Even as a joke, that is odd. Again, nobody is assuming he wants to frick his dog. We think it's strange to even make that connection in jest.
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:10 pm to duckblind56
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She has a short ridge, about 4" long. We call it her cowlick.
LOL. That’s cute, Makes her even more adorable. If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get her?
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:21 pm to duckblind56
I saw your title and immediately thought of this meme

Posted on 8/15/25 at 1:00 pm to BlueMoon59
From a guy in the Oakdale area.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 1:46 pm to duckblind56
Enjoy and congrats. I can’t understand the pet thing but I’m glad they bring joy to you and many others.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:11 pm to Odysseus32
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I'd say its those who know its a joke and still call it weird who have the issue.
Just because you know something is a joke doesn't make it not weird.
We aren't thinking it's weird because we think he is serious. We get that it's a joke. We think it's weird that his brain works in a way that he thinks calling his dog his girlfriend, even as a joke, is funny to him.
When most people think of a significant other, they think about romance, and dating, and fricking. He is putting his dog in that context to most reasonable people. Even as a joke, that is odd. Again, nobody is assuming he wants to frick his dog. We think it's strange to even make that connection in jest.
I'm 74 years old and have several "friends" who are female, thus "girlfriends. None of them are in a "romantic" way.
I also have several male friends that are "friends" and absolutely are nothing more than just a friend who happens to be a male so I guess or "boy" friends just because they are "male". So if you feel me referring to my new dog pup as a girlfriend is weird, oh well, it is what it is. Please go about your day doing what you do and try to have a bit more sense of humor and lighten up and enjoy life. Sorry if my reference to my pup as a "girl....friend triggered you.
Posted on 8/16/25 at 12:48 am to duckblind56
Throw that bitch a bone,
bitches love when you throw em a bone.
bitches love when you throw em a bone.
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