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Gorilla Spinoff: Man vs. Polar Bear
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:43 pm
I'll try to be specific in the set up.
Polar Bear:
(we'll go max here, because why not)
1200 lbs
10 feet on hind legs
VS.
Adult Male:
Average size of 200 lbs and 6`0"
Mix of "dad bods" and college athlete physique
Location:
1 high fenced acre of flat land topped with 1 foot of snow.
Humans are wearing Walls coveralls and have NO weapons except Kevlar knuckle gloves.
How many men will it take to KILL the polar bear.
Over/under set at 130.
6
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:45 pm to Cajun367
Maybe one post too many
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:45 pm to Cajun367
More than it would take with a gorilla.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:47 pm to Cajun367
This guy has the answer
Posted on 4/24/18 at 8:47 pm to Cajun367
You sissies need to nut up and make this happen.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:00 pm to Tactical Insertion
quote:
Maybe one post too many
Obligatory, "I tactically inserted your mom" response.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:02 pm to Cajun367
If the bear is already in an enclosed acre of land, why would I want to kill it?
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:04 pm to Rebel
Guess that's a question for all the baws that go on the Texas canned hunts?
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:05 pm to Cajun367
The whole idea that this is a purely physical contest probably is not true. The dad bods would work as a team and use whatever objects were on hand to help. I could see 4-5 dad bods working together with sticks and stones eventually tiring this monster out and claiming victory.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:06 pm to hombreman9
No weapons, tools or loose objects available. You have ya coveralls and gloves.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:12 pm to Cajun367
My dad bod team would attack like lions attack a rhino... from the back side with a quick retreat. We would win with only the loss of the fattest and slowest.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:13 pm to hombreman9
Also, your thread got anchored with the quickness.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:13 pm to Cajun367
Only about 8 guys could really get their hands on it at one time, the rest would just be standing behind them watching. What are any of them supposed to do? It's not like they'd be coordinated enough to break its neck. It's squirming and slashing and people are being tossed about.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 9:22 pm to hombreman9
quote:
My dad bod team
The dad bods would run 30 ft in a foot of snow and pass out.
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