re: Good Morning *Weekend Edition*

JOTD
A man had a horrible day , he was upset and stressed and thought you know what, I am gonna drink my arse off tonight, I don't even care.
The bar was across the street from his house so he didn't have to worry about transportation or anything and so he went to get drunk and forget his problems.
And so, he began drinking, and drinking, and drinking and drinking....
Last call came, and the bar was closing. So he was like alright I guess I better go. He stood but his legs wobbled and BAM he fell to the floor.
''shite, I must be more drunk then I thought.''
He got up again, took a step the wobble began again, his knees and legs gave out and BAM, he fell again.
Goddamn! I must be really fricked up. No worries, I live across the street Ill just slither my arse across.
So the man manged to cross the street on his stomach dragging himself and got to his door, it was real late obviously so he knew his wife would be asleep so he quietly was able to open the door, he slipped inside and slithered into bed quietly.
Morning came and the man woke up to his wife screaming at him.
"OWEO YOU IDIOT, YOU WERE AT THE BAR DRINKING ALL NIGHT AGAIN WEREN'T YOU!!"
No Honey, I swear I wasn't. Why, who the hell told you that??
"THE BARTENDER CALLED AGAIN, SAID YOU LEFT YOUR DAMN WHEELCHAIR THERE!"