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re: Good Morning *Weekend Edition*

Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:53 am to
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:53 am to
Morning guys
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:20 am to
Shitty part: My neighbor woman that looks like a pro defensive lineman is having a party. It started at 9am. Who goes to a party at 9am on a Saturday?

Good part: I saw a picture of my ex last night in a newsletter. She gained about 50lbs and her face looks as fat as her body
Posted by jeffsdad
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:20 am to
morn
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:22 am to
I bet here are mimosas at that party.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:25 am to
Beautiful day to be alive. Dont piss it away. Enjoy it.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:25 am to
Good Morning All!



Happy Saturday
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:28 am to
Probably $2 steaks and plastic bottle whiskey
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:40 am to
Hey Aspy I need a bunch of mimosas but don't dilute them with OJ. That spoils the flavor.

Hopefully I can finish harassing the grunts and sneak out of here when I leave for lunch.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:45 am to
The oj is just for color. Only need a few drops
Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:46 am to
You're a doctor right?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Good part: I saw a picture of my ex last night in a newsletter. She gained about 50lbs and her face looks as fat as her body


I like my ex's to stay in tip top smoking hot shape, so I can tell my currents 'hey look this is what I'm used to smashing (while showing candid nudes of ex on phone), you need to get it together'
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:51 am to
G4 holding it together?
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:54 am to
Of course, still a little firecracker. (Been about 14 months since I've seen her in person)


Although that's a little far back now and I'm a little far removed from being able to use as any motivator.

Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:03 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:04 am to
I'm still on coffee as well. Had a night last night. Haven't even showered yet.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:10 am to
She looked good when we dated. That's all I'm really concerned about. Her getting fat just makes me laugh. She always had a big arse, but the rest of her caught up I guess. Getting old isn't good for women


So you keep pics of your exes to show to your new chicks? That's bad man. Funny, but bad
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:14 am to
What was his name? Did he at least cook you breakfast?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Getting old isn't good for women
no not good at all. It's crazy how some of them can fall off a cliff so early.... seriously females that smoke are already on the backside of their looks at 25


And no I don't really keep any nudes anymore.... I shared this story before but one time I restored my phone on itunes and didn't notice it but it put nudes on my phone from my ex, and my current gf happened to catch it.... trying to explain they weren't recent pics was a damn battle
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Getting old isn't good for women


I disagree. Women are like fine wine.

You and Saint are dating the wrong kind of women
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151554 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 10:22 am to
quote:

What was his name?
Glassman

quote:

Did he at least cook you breakfast?
Dinner



Crostini with kalamata olive tapenade topped with pickled radish and chive oil

Grilled endive salad with Saga blue cheese, toasted marcona almonds and a Meyer lemon and tarragon viniagrette

Grilled veal chops with a shallot/balsamic glaze with assorted wild mushrooms pan sauteed

Chocolate mousse with a Grand Marnier whipped cream and espresso powder.


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