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Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:05 am to
She's 33 now. If they don't have good genetics, 31 is a big turning point for most girls. I've stayed the exact same from 27 until now doing the same stuff I've always done, which is nothing.

Im trying to get this 24 year old spinner to go to FQF today. She actually picked me up, which rarely happens
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:05 am to
Aspy and SS

SS....Tomorrow highs upper 70s with lows in 50s
Gonna take my little brother and sister hiking for the first time.
Posted by moock blackjack
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:06 am to
Good Morning again!!! Just woke up for the second time!! Late night!!
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:07 am to
quote:

I started wearing condoms earlier this winter for the first time in my life fwiw
Worst thing ever invented
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:07 am to
You two are so crude.

And hair does piss people off.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:08 am to
I'm such an old person now....I'm asleep by 9-10 most nights now (even weekends)
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Gonna take my little brother and sister hiking for the first time.
fun times.

Sounds like they are transitioning well to the desert.


I may go break my lil bro's ankles on the basketball court if I can talk him out of going to a wedding with the gf.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:10 am to
Hair wrapped around my toes pisses me off. Hair clogging my drain pisses me off. Short hair on a girl pisses me off.

And my seemingly never ending supply of those black rubber band things chicks stash random places piss me off. I swear yall buy 4000 packs at Costco every month just to leave places
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:11 am to
I buy blonde ones, but yep. I even keep a stash in the car for the barn.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:12 am to
SS and how often are you tested?

I have to submit communicable disease reports to public health now for work.

So. Much. Chlamydia.

I have to go through the medical charts to see if people got treated. Some of the stories are sad. People suspecting their SOs are cheating on them and getting confirmation of that by finding out they have HIV.

Moral of story.....wrap it up tightly men.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:13 am to
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And my seemingly never ending supply of those black rubber band things chicks stash random places piss me off. I swear yall buy 4000 packs at Costco every month just to leave places

Holy shite

These mother frickers here



I swear to gezus that I think females leave stuff like this around to mark their territory. I'm convinced.

I'll find them in every nook and cranny months after the girl has departed my presence.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:15 am to
I think knowingly giving someone HIV is illegal

Maybe I have a good immune system
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:15 am to
Bobby pins just fall out on their own. But with you, I can see people leaving them behind to warn the next girl
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:15 am to
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SS and how often are you tested?
honestly I've been super vigilant over the years getting tested. I bet I've averaged almost once a year since 2000.

I know guys that still have never been tested. Crazy.


I get them to do the whole work up. I even hang my negative results on my fridge
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:16 am to
It ain't a cold, immune system don't mean anything

You even get tested?

You could easily have something and not know it
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:17 am to
The girls I've dated don't really use those. I have found a couple though. They are good to reset the modem
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:18 am to
I use them when I wear my hair curly sometimes.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:18 am to
quote:

The girls I've dated don't really use those.
but they all have something they leave around to mark their territory


It's like the Underground Railroad communication for slampieces.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:20 am to
Yes, whenever I get any type of blood work done. That is usually 2 or 3 times a year for seizure meds and a physical
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It's like the Underground Railroad communication for slampieces.
The worst is having to wash your damn sheets because their perfume stunk up the place with girl smell
This post was edited on 4/8/17 at 11:23 am
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 11:21 am to
That's good.

Scary thing is the people that know they have something easily treated, but won't come in for treatment. Usually it's guys that refuse for some reason.
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