Good Morning Thread

Morning everyone

Morning.

About to head to my house to work on the renovations. Almost ready to move back in

Hey.

Good Morning Ladies and Germs

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

Good morning and God bless all of you guys and gals. Weather may get ugly so stay safe.

Good Morning! I woke up and thought it was much later. So much for sleeping in...

Morning Lith.

Happy Saturday OTrs of the GMT.

Today in History

1858 Minnesota became the 32nd state in the United States.

1894 The Pullman Strike began.

1949 Siam changed its name to Thailand.

1973 Charges against Daniel Ellsberg for his role in the Pentagon Papers case were dismissed.

1981 Reggae performer Bob Marley died of cancer in Miami at the age of 36.

1997 IBM's supercomputer, Deep Blue defeated Garry Kasparov, the reigning world champion, in a six game chess match (2 for blue, 1 for Kasparov, and 3 ties).

1998 India set off atomic blasts.

2003 91% of Lithuanian voters opted to join the European Union—the first former Soviet nation to do so.

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The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

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I’m gonna try to my way to the fridge for one more beer this afternoon

Older baws, does morning wood ever go away?

Two Mamou crawfish farmers, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the LSUE and sign up for some classes."

Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Boudreaux goes down and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Boudreaux says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking because you own a weed eater I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar. He tells Thibodeaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Thibodeaux says, "What's that?"
Boudreaux says, "Well, I'll give ya an example.
Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."