re: Good Morning: It’s Monday!

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No history lesson? No weather? Good morning to you, too

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So damn needy

1410 – The Yongle Emperor launched the first of his military campaigns against the Mongols, resulting in the fall of the Mongol khan Bunyashiri.

1807 – The Slave Trade Act became law, abolishing the slave trade in the British Empire.

1917 – Following the overthrow of the Russian tsar Nicholas II, Georgia's bishops unilaterally restored the autocephaly of the Georgian Orthodox Church.

1948 – Meteorologists at Tinker Air Force Base in Oklahoma City, United States, issued the world's first tornado forecast after noticing conditions similar to another tornado that had struck five days earlier.
1975 – King Faisal of Saudi Arabia (pictured) was shot and killed by his nephew Faisal bin Musaid.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Good Luck, Liz.

Thanks BF *raises a glass of straight rum*

He is your boyfrain?

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Can you believe that Pioneer killed the LNST?

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Morning.

It should be illegal for the trash to come this early.

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It should be illegal for the trash to come this early.

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Quit hating on my morning sex.

Morning Bullfrog.

I've got to be at the Doctor when he opens at 8 am so he'll take me as a walk-in.

I like being the 1st patient he sees,but he runs a little late sometimes.Comes in yawning.

He writes 5 refills on all my meds so I only see him 2x a year.

Gonna ask him to send me for some Blood-work.

Hope all is good for you.

Got to call one of mine for my dam neck again. Need another shot in it.

Mornin’ y’all.