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re: Going on a date with a divorced chick (UPDATE page 37)

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Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:00 pm to
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What are you doing to improve that?


She can make cereal and Quaker oatmeal. It’s a start and an improvement.
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:01 pm to
This thread started out all about VolsOut4Harambe and now it’s all about lsunurse. You sly girl, you. ISWYDT
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:01 pm to
She can use an instapot...it is fine
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:02 pm to
I totally forgot about that. Yup, she’s got this
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:02 pm to
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This thread started out all about VolsOut4Harambe and now it’s all about lsunurse.


This is the OT, we just want to see people happy.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:04 pm to
Jerk!!


I can make grilled cheese on my panini as well!!


Honestly....I can follow recipes and am a super fast learner and would have cooked a lot more but he never seemed to appreciate whenever I did try. Even though I’m just cooking for my lonesome now I need to try more recipes for my instapot and go from there.


ETA: I can make a really good banana pudding as well!!
This post was edited on 3/3/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:05 pm to
sorry, was talking about myself. LSUBoo is right tho, we just want y’all to be happy. Everything needs to be unicorns and rainbows again.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:05 pm to
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, we just want to see people happy.



and we'll be consoling OP when he comes crawling back in here in a couple of months crying about knocking up some 29 year old divorcee with a few boxcar loads of extra baggage and why oh why didn't listen to us
Posted by sportsaddit68
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:06 pm to
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can make grilled cheese on my panini as well!!


So you have sandwich making skills for afterwards... Nice.

I kid. I kid.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
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Everything needs to be unicorns and rainbows again.



ah naw baw! this place is more fun when everyone is pissed, bitchy, and sniping at each other
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:09 pm to
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knocking up


Silver lining of going on a date with an infertile woman....don’t have to worry about knocking them up
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Silver lining of going on a date with an infertile woman....don’t have to worry about knocking them up



and that's when it's most likely to occur
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:11 pm to
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naw baw! this place is more fun when everyone is pissed, bitchy, and sniping at each other


Beach is tired of all the calls with me crying is what he is trying to really say

When I start crying, man it just takes a life of it’s own and I can’t stop
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:13 pm to
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Beach is tired of all the calls with me crying is what he is trying to really say


I’ve never said that. Ever. Ever ever.

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When I start crying, man it just takes a life of it’s own and I can’t stop


This is true. Sometimes I wish Butters could talk and listen.
Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:13 pm to
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Silver lining of going on a date with an infertile woman....don’t have to worry about knocking them up

A young urbanite told me that "shooting the club up" is the new term for unprotected sex.

You can try using that one on your next date.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:14 pm to
That’s when Butters runs to his kennel cause he is scared
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:16 pm to
I was also told that the term “ghosting” is now referred to as zombied. Someone disappears for a few weeks and then comes back from the dead with a text like “hey stranger!”
This post was edited on 3/3/21 at 3:17 pm
Posted by SDVTiger
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:18 pm to
What are you 18yrs old?

Who cares
Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:18 pm to
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I was also told that the term “ghosting” is now referred to as zombied. Someone disappears for a few weeks and then comes back from the dead with a text like “hey stranger!”

Interesting.

I don't know if Nurse is looking for the "soul pole", but I can ask around to some of the guys in the equipment yard for more insight in the contemporary dating scene.
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:23 pm to
Man, maybe I’ll get lucky and when ready the first guy I go on a date with is amazing and I end up marrying him.


And I don’t have to deal with dating
This post was edited on 3/3/21 at 3:26 pm
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