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Going feral tonight no water in neighborhood. This means no bidet or does it?

Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Tvilletiger
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Member since Oct 2015
4790 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:18 pm
This makes my night much worse and hopefully they will have it on again on the morning. They did give us 12 hour notice.
So as some of you may have seen I got two styles of travel bidets from Amazon about a month ago.
One is a self squeeze propulsion unit and one is a battery powered sprayer. Have not tried the battery sprayer since I bought did prep with batteries and a virgin spray only.
Tonight will these guys be able to get me through. Have reservoirs of water when needed.
Wish me luck and downvote all you want because I will be clean while I sleep.
This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 10:24 pm
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1916 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:20 pm to
man up and pop a squat
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:20 pm to
I think you care way too much about your butthole
Posted by tigersbsbfan23
Member since May 2023
187 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:21 pm to
be a man and use your hand
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4790 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:23 pm to
Truth. I do care and once you start down the bidet road you never can go back. You I’ll never want to go back to that dirty arse you walked around with your whole life. Shower is not an option because no water.
If your dog shits on the carpet and you took paper towels to clean it with what would your carpet look like.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141727 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

no bidet
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1916 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:28 pm to
#savagelife
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10185 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:29 pm to
Good grief. You homos and your bidets. I’m sure your boyfriend will still pound your Hershey highway even if it’s riddled with dingleberries.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13652 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:30 pm to
You had 12 hours notice, and couldn’t squeeze out a shite during that time, yet can’t hold the impending shite overnight?

Just buy a Gatorade type squeeze bottle?
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15088 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:35 pm to
Cliff Notes: Your dog shits in the house but you got a clean butthole
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4790 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:49 pm to
Ha actually I need my toilet at night it is brutal for me sometimes. Have UC. Enjoy your stinking sweaty sticky asses. Geaux tigers.
I will give reviews of the electric travel bidet in the morning.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4790 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:54 pm to
Ok well it’s all over so this thread sucks now. Water back on already. Just a boil water for now. End of thread.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141727 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

End of thread.
I'll decide when thread ends
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1916 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:59 pm to
I'll vouch for you, old man.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58133 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:03 pm to
I mean I've had a bidet for several years now and while I agree they are a major game changer and it sucks when I have to shite somewhere else and use TP it's really not THAT big a deal to do it for just one night

Just wipe your arse old school man
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4790 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:07 pm to
I crap multiple times a night. It sucks. But bidet is already up and running and it was nice to go into the unknown night with the two travel bidet options.
The self propelled and the electric.
The electric is still a virgin. So you will have to wait in suspense longer until I can do a true review.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63222 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:10 pm to
Real men don't wipe.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Member since Aug 2023
52 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:16 pm to
You ever hear of a wet wipe. Of all the stupid things someone could be obsessed with
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4790 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:23 pm to
That’s so gross just stick them in a bag overnight? I do have a rec on the best brand of those wipes but now that I have the travel bidets they can dry out in the glove box.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27271 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:41 pm to
Do you even Dude Wipe, dude?
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