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1/2 pot coffee,2 glasses of milk,3 mallard eggs, 4 chicken eggs,French Bread,cheddar cheese and leftover chicken. Been eating since 3.




Today In History.




0858
St. Nicholas I begins his reign as Catholic Pope.
1519
Envoys of Montezuma II attend the first Easter mass in Central America.
1547
Charles V's troops defeat the Protestant League of Schmalkalden at the Battle of Muhlberg.
1558
Mary, Queen of Scotland, marries the French dauphin, Francis.
1792
Claude-Joseph Rouget de Lisle composes "La Marseillaise". It will become France's national anthem.
1800
The Library of Congress is established in Washington, D.C. with a $5,000 allocation.
1805
U.S. Marines attack and capture the town of Derna in Tripoli from the Barbary pirates.
1833
A patent is granted for the first soda fountain.
1877
Russia declares war on the Ottoman Empire.
1884
Otto von Bismarck cables Cape Town, South Africa that it is now a German colony.

1898
Spain declares war on United States, rejecting an ultimatum to withdraw from Cuba.
1915
Turks of the Ottoman Empire begin massacring the Armenian minority in their country.
1916
Irish nationalists launch the Easter Uprising against British occupation.
1944
The first B-29 arrives in China, over the Hump of the Himalayas.
1948
The Berlin airlift begins to relieve the surrounded city.

1953
Winston Churchill is knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
1961
President John Kennedy accepts "sole responsibility" for the failed invasion of Cuba at the Bay of Pigs.
1968
Leftist students take over Columbia University in protest over the Vietnam War.
1980
A rescue attempt of the U.S. hostages held in Iran fails when a plane collides with a helicopter in the Iranian desert.
1981
The IBM Personal Computer is introduced.

1989
Thousands of Chinese students strike in Beijing for more democratic reforms.








Joke of the Day


A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."







The man replies, "Titties”.