re: GMT: The Day Before Hump Day Edition

Posted by Aspercel

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:23 am to PairofDucks

Hey ducks

Posted by TommyDaTiger

Nawlins

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:29 am to Aspercel

Aspy what if I told you I was half horse

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Posted by madamsquirrel

The big somewhere out there

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:29 am to TommyDaTiger

cup 2

Posted by Skillet

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:40 am to Deep Purple Haze

mornin all

can't wait till the aspy/gadnot thray err err i mean the l-thray.

today's l-thray will get visits from bama n beer. b-beer is still in the hospital recovering from his gunshot wounds...paige's new bf "david" will offer up his lunch for today....terd's wife L will pop in and reveal terd's magical ground chuck seasoning, and pretty pox will finally grace us with a pic.

l-thray all

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Posted by TommyDaTiger

Nawlins

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:46 am to Skillet

Wow sounds like a must see I-thray

B&Beer got the ole banhammer Sunday morning after Bama game. Dude was being a douche pretty hard

Posted by PairofDucks

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:46 am to Skillet

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today's l-thray will get visits from bama n beer. b-beer is still in the hospital recovering from his gunshot wounds...

He didn't even mention the wounds when he was shitting on the GMT the day after the LSU-Bama game, so he must have WiFi in his hospital room.

Posted by Bullfrog

Running Through the Wet Grass

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:47 am to glassman

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Must win tonight. In a place we have never won

Come on up & tailgate Saturday. I'll be sipping bloody Mary's by 7:30.

Geaux Gunners

Mornin Aspy, DPH, squirrel, Skillët, knot & other 1%'s.

quote:
He didn't even mention the wounds when he was shitting on the GMT the day after the LSU-Bama game, so he must have WiFi in his hospital room.

So he's banned as well as recovering from his GSW? Suite.

This post was edited on 11/15/16 at 8:49 am

Posted by PairofDucks

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:48 am to TommyDaTiger

quote:
Wow sounds like a must see I-thray

Improbable.

Posted by gadknot

Reality

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:49 am to PairofDucks

coffee #2

Posted by TommyDaTiger

Nawlins

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:50 am to Bullfrog

Yeah ole baw hit the trifecta. Wife took the dog and left him with the kid, then he shoots himself, and finally gets the banhammer for the hat trick

This post was edited on 11/15/16 at 9:11 am

Posted by Aspercel

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:52 am to TommyDaTiger

I would say hay

Hi squirrel

Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:57 am to TommyDaTiger

You hate to see it.

Coffee and stress for breaky

Posted by Aspercel

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 8:59 am to CommunityCollegeFTW

Ftw!!!

Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:16 am to Aspercel

Morning! How was your weekend?

Posted by tidalmouse

Whatsamotta U.

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:19 am to gadknot

a cuck?

There's some old joke that the punchline is "A duck for a frick.A frick for a duck.And $22 for a fricked up duck.

Morning Madam Squirrel,FTW.

This post was edited on 11/15/16 at 9:23 am

Posted by Aspercel

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:19 am to CommunityCollegeFTW

Very horse filled so pretty good. How was yours?

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Posted by TommyDaTiger

Nawlins

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:23 am to Aspercel

So this guy walks up to a pony in a karaoke contest and asks him why he's not singing.
Pony says "cause I'm a little hoarse"

Posted by tidalmouse

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Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:29 am to tidalmouse

Morning Skillet.

A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his duck will be given everything the old man owns.

The first son goes out, and when he comes back he says, "Father! Father! I got $10 for my duck!" His father says, "That is very good let's see how your other brothers do."

About a day later the second brother comes home and he says, "Father! Father! I got $15 for my duck." The old man replies, "So far you have done the best, but let's wait and see what your little brother does."

While the last brother was looking for someone to buy his duck, he happened to pass by a bar. When he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen before, so he told her, "I'll give you this duck for a frick." She replied, "Ok." When the boy got home to his father, his father was so furious that he yelled, "You get your arse back in that bar and get that duck back!"

So the boy returned to the bar and found the same girl and told her his tale. He then said, "I'll give you a frick for that duck." She agreed and while they were fricking the duck flew out the window and got hit by a truck.

The truck driver was so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for the duck. The boy then replied, "$20 would do nicely." "No problem," said the driver.

When the boy got home he was beaming with pride. He shouted, "I won! I won! I got a frick for a duck a duck for a frick and twenty bucks for a fricked up duck."

This post was edited on 11/15/16 at 9:34 am