***GMT*** Saturday

Good Morning Humans

On this day in history:

1912 : Hsian-T'ung, the last emperor of China, is forced to abdicate
1921 South Africa Independence
1924 First Presidential Radio Address
1958 : The first Trans Atlantic passenger jetliner service begins by BOAC with flights between London and New York
1993 : Two 10-year-old boys lured 2-year-old James Bulger from his mother at a shopping mall in Liverpool, England, then beat him to death.
2007 : A lone gunman ( Sulejman Talovic ) armed with a shotgun and handgun kills five bystanders and wounds four others during a shooting spree at the Trolley Square Mall in Salt Lake City, Utah
2014 : A sinkhole opened up under a classic Corvette museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky

And Abraham Lincoln was born.

How about a few potential chuckles to start the day?

I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization.

Life is like a box of chocolates...
... it doesn’t last long if you’re fat.

I was sitting on the toilet, exhausted, annoyed, and late for work.

I thought, “I don’t have time for this shite.”


Working at the unemployment office must be so tense.

Even if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

Hope your day is damn nice.