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Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:22 am to tigerbutt
Good Morning Peeps
And so the cycle of work, reboots....
Good luck out there, team
And so the cycle of work, reboots....
Good luck out there, team
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:23 am to Bullfrog
Mornin’ y’all.
Page 1, Rock, frog
Page 1, Rock, frog
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 6:24 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:23 am to BRgetthenet
Good morning everyone, hope you have a great Monday.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:26 am to fr33manator
Morning fr33,Wally Sparks,BRGetthenet.
Be careful with that bean.
Morning Bullfrog,liz,CajunSoldier,butch.
Be careful with that bean.
Morning Bullfrog,liz,CajunSoldier,butch.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 6:28 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:27 am to CajunSoldier225
Where yat, CS225, Mouser, Lizzie, butt, fish, butch 
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:28 am to liz18lsu
You work? Who knew!?
Ok. I’m sorry, I was just kidding, liz. Good luck today.
Ok. I’m sorry, I was just kidding, liz. Good luck today.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:30 am to tigerbutt
Top of the morning!
Almost downvoted the OP for the poor JOTD.
Almost downvoted the OP for the poor JOTD.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:33 am to BRgetthenet
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Who knew!?
Can you believe they started allowing women out of the kitchen and doing more than making sandwiches and getting it PIHB?!
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:44 am to liz18lsu
quote:
haven't had wine in ovsr 8 hours.
The horror!
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:14 am to bigberg2000
Morning berg, lizzie, everyone......
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:21 am to Tiger 79
Top o' the morning Tiger 79.
Have yourself a great week.
Morning JoePepitone.
Have yourself a great week.
Morning JoePepitone.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:24 am to tigerbutt
Morning GMT crew.... 
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 7:24 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:26 am to Tiger 79
Morning all
Absolutely dreading work and dealing with my boss today
Absolutely dreading work and dealing with my boss today
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:30 am to liz18lsu
Good morning Liz. Have you looked in the mirror for black eyes or fat lips this morning? Drunk and brawling on the internet by 9 pm.
Tidal, how does she play? I hope that you now wish you would have bought it years ago, and love it.
A side JOTD:
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chickeneggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."
Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story.
Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.
"Well," Johnny replied, "Don't f**k with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
Tidal, how does she play? I hope that you now wish you would have bought it years ago, and love it.
A side JOTD:
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chickeneggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."
Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story.
Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.
"Well," Johnny replied, "Don't f**k with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
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