GMT: 03 October 2018, Wednesday

Mornin’ y’all.



1863
Lincoln proclaims official Thanksgiving holiday

1952
Britain successfully tests A-bomb

1990
East and West Germany reunite after 45 years

1995
O.J. Simpson acquitted

2011
Amanda Knox murder conviction overturned in Italy

Factoid of the Day: French entertainer Michel Lotito ate parts from a Cessna plane over a 2 year period, and ate an estimated nine tons of metal between 1959 and 1997.

Quote of the Day: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein

Today is National Coffe with a Cop Day.

JOTD: A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, a-hole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"