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Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:18 am
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:18 am
Mawnin y’all 

Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:23 am to LSUtoBOOT
Good morning.
All of my pups are sleeping like they didn't sleep all night.
An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

All of my pups are sleeping like they didn't sleep all night.

An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 4:36 am
Posted on 6/2/23 at 4:47 am to LSUtoBOOT
Morning everyone or goodnight for the nightshift people
Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:15 am to LSUtoBOOT
Morning, y’all.
Woke up to our 2 cats abusing the catnip rollers we have stuck to the wall in the laundry room like 2 crack addicts about to be sent to rehab.
It’s sooo humid outside already today.
Woke up to our 2 cats abusing the catnip rollers we have stuck to the wall in the laundry room like 2 crack addicts about to be sent to rehab.
It’s sooo humid outside already today.

Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:42 am to Hangit
Good Morning Humans
Fiesta Friday
Time to get up & atom &
Nuke’em till they glow.

Fiesta Friday

Time to get up & atom &
Nuke’em till they glow.

Posted on 6/2/23 at 5:48 am to Hangit
I’ve read that joke 3 times and still don’t get it 

Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:20 am to LSUtoBOOT
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:21 am to LSUGrrrl
quote:
Woke up to our 2 cats abusing the catnip rollers we have stuck to the wall in the laundry room like 2 crack addicts about to be sent to rehab.

Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:25 am to LSUGrrrl
quote:
I’ve read that joke 3 times and still don’t get it
The punch line is a play on words about the Pythagorean theorem... Hippopotamus/hypotenuse, hides/sides..
You're not awake yet...
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:27 am to LCA131
Congrats LCA549.
Your a winner
That didn’t take you to long to google.
Your a winner
That didn’t take you to long to google.
Posted on 6/2/23 at 6:28 am to LSUGrrrl
quote:
I’ve read that joke 3 times and still don’t get it
Py·thag·o·re·an the·o·rem
a theorem attributed to Pythagoras that the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
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