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re: Girl with a boyfriend flirts with me, what do i do?
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:13 pm to Futures Bleak
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:13 pm to Futures Bleak
Try this. Get a can of peanuts and casually walk over to her. Pop a few in your mouth and lean against the wall all alpha like. While noisily crunching the nuts look at her and say "damn.....Deez nuts are good! You like DEEZ nuts? Would you like some of DEEZ nuts In your own mouth?" You will be trip hammering that shite by sundown.
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Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:22 pm to Futures Bleak
OP, if you are really 18 and looking for advice this is not the forum for that. Google "girl with a boyfriend". There is a forum on the page 2 results that is where you want to go.
Also, go read these two books.
Your welcome.
Also, go read these two books.
Your welcome.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:40 am to Futures Bleak
OP, you are obviously a tard and the world would benefit from you being removed from it. I sincerely hope one of two things happens to you.
Scenario 1: The girl tells her boyfriend that you put the moves on her. He shows up at your place of work and proceeds to beat the shite out of you. As he pummels you, you weep uncontrollably, and his girl laughs at you uncontrollably. You live out the rest of your life in your parents house becoming the next GCS on tiger droppings.
Option 2: She goes for it. You "smash." She then tells you she is only 16. She feels guilty and tells her parents. They prosecute. Before living out the rest of your life at your parents house as a registered sex offender, you make a stopover in prison. Many large penises go in your butt.
Scenario 1: The girl tells her boyfriend that you put the moves on her. He shows up at your place of work and proceeds to beat the shite out of you. As he pummels you, you weep uncontrollably, and his girl laughs at you uncontrollably. You live out the rest of your life in your parents house becoming the next GCS on tiger droppings.
Option 2: She goes for it. You "smash." She then tells you she is only 16. She feels guilty and tells her parents. They prosecute. Before living out the rest of your life at your parents house as a registered sex offender, you make a stopover in prison. Many large penises go in your butt.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:50 am to TheDude
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TheDude
I'm guessing you were recently cheated on. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:57 am to jlu03
Nope, just turning old and crotchety. No tolerance for stupid kids.
Also, anyone that uses this phrase also deserves many large penises in the butt.
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Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Also, anyone that uses this phrase also deserves many large penises in the butt.
This post was edited on 7/10/15 at 8:00 am
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:03 am to Futures Bleak
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Girl with a boyfriend flirts with me, what do i do?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:17 am to Futures Bleak
IDK if this has been said yet, but just be cool, don't bang her, and pick her up on the rebound when they break up. If she's flirting with you, she's probably flirting with others.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:21 am to SouthOfSouth
Op I don't know if this has been said but it really depends on how hot she is. Is she is smoking hot, frick her. You are young, so is she, that relationship has a high probability of failing. And at yalls age, who gives a frick.
If she is cute and you want to date her. Flirt back, play hard to get and she will be yours in no time.
If you are ugly, you obviously don't have much game if you came here, she probably is just being nice. Continue to jerk off to her and be stuck in the friendzone.
If she is cute and you want to date her. Flirt back, play hard to get and she will be yours in no time.
If you are ugly, you obviously don't have much game if you came here, she probably is just being nice. Continue to jerk off to her and be stuck in the friendzone.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:24 am to Futures Bleak
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this girl i work with flirts with me/stares at me anytime i'm around her, but she has a boyfriend (i found this out myself). Is she just playing games and not really interested or do i have a chance to smash even if she does have a bf?
So she's bi?
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:25 am to Paige
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You're a horrible person either way
Like you've never sucked a committed dick. Pffft.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:09 am to The Third Leg
Ask her if she wants to see your Rolex. If she says yes then turn around and wrap your schlong around your wrist and show her. She will be impressed by this IF you can do it.
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:16 am to Futures Bleak
When I found my self in situation like yours back in the day, I would take advice from the great sage of our time Lil Boosie. "Hit it in the Caddie on the way to the Classic"
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:18 am to Futures Bleak
It's just a bf smash it dude
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