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Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:55 pm to auzach91
This thread would be a lot cooler if you did.
Spurned by you, she never found satisfaction with another man and turned to a life of crime.
Alas, it is not so.
Spurned by you, she never found satisfaction with another man and turned to a life of crime.
Alas, it is not so.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:55 pm to auzach91
Maybe if you had given her a chance at your "family jewels", she wouldn't have grown up to be a jewelry thief.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:55 pm to PsychTiger
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Did you hit it?
His family jewels are about the only ones she didn't take.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:55 pm to Tyler9258
Nah just not as alpha as you. I'm sure you woulda slayed, bro 
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:56 pm to PawnMaster
She definitely wasn't the brightest.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:57 pm to auzach91
IWSHI
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:00 pm to auzach91
I'm not saying that, but why waste your time dating someone all throughout high school? You didn't wanna bang anyone?
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:02 pm to tigerfan84
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Girl I went to middle and high school with
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Never would have thought it out of her.
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She was actually one of the first people I
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drank with at her 8th grade bday party.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:02 pm to tigerfan84
I would definitely watch her prison sex videos.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:02 pm to auzach91
How did it take so long to identify her? The security camera footage that's been on the news for a few weeks showed her face pretty damn clear.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:03 pm to Tyler9258
I didn't date her. My friend did.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:03 pm to auzach91
Your friend was an alpha. You're a beta.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:03 pm to GaryMyMan
Have no clue. If I woulda seen it I woulda gladly taken the 10k$ to turn her in
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:04 pm to auzach91
My bad... I can't read didn't mean to be a dick
didn't mean to be a dickPosted on 1/9/16 at 9:05 pm to auzach91
I know a good number of the people that got busted in the Northshore (Louisiana) heroin bust. I'm sure others on here do too. Does that count?
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:07 pm to auzach91
When I was in early 20s living with roommates, there was a whore house nearby. Me and one of our buds stayed up drinking and were pretty wasted. This black dude comes up talking about, hey I work for the pimp, (who we knew the pimp b/c he was our neighbor) and if you give me $7 I can get you a BJ from one of girls. My gf at the time was in my bed asleep (nb4 no she wasn't your friends were in there banging her) so I laughed and said no. My buddy said aight and gave him $7. Black dude takes money and leaves on his bicycle.
So I'm thinking my buddy is about to get AIDS and all but this black dude doesn't come back and by then its like 4-5 in morning, I had to be at work at 8. So we get in my truck and go looking for him, see him on his bicycle and my buddy jumps out of my truck and beats the shite out of this dude. He actually got his money back and we went to McDonald's and ate breakfast off of it. The actual pimp was a pretty cool dude though, don't know who that black guy was. I just remember work sucked all day that day in the lumber yard.
ETA: Not sure what any of that has to do with this thread
So I'm thinking my buddy is about to get AIDS and all but this black dude doesn't come back and by then its like 4-5 in morning, I had to be at work at 8. So we get in my truck and go looking for him, see him on his bicycle and my buddy jumps out of my truck and beats the shite out of this dude. He actually got his money back and we went to McDonald's and ate breakfast off of it. The actual pimp was a pretty cool dude though, don't know who that black guy was. I just remember work sucked all day that day in the lumber yard.
ETA: Not sure what any of that has to do with this thread
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:07 pm to auzach91
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Girl I went to middle and high school with busted stealing 4 million in jewelry
I would give her a Pearl Necklace for free, and it wouldn't be from Jared's.
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:17 pm to auzach91
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saw her about a month ago at a local bar and she seemed to be doing great.
I bet she was...
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:27 pm to auzach91
this is gonna sound kinda stupid, but what exactly would one do with $4 million dollars worth of jewelery? I mean, it is not like you can put it on craigs list or sell it at a pawn shop without raising some suspicions... 
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