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re: Giada de Laurentiis filing for divorce

Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:18 pm to
Yucky

I wonder if they come in different sizes?

Like 26 year old balls or grampaw balls?
Posted by Asgard Device
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:18 pm to
I would file for divorce with her if, in everyday life, she keeps throwing corny fake Italian accents abruptly on single words the middle of sentences that are otherwise spoken without an accent.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:18 pm to
Never heard of her
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118224 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:18 pm to
Ya should think about her kids, and how this will hurt them.

Divorce isn't easy on kids.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:19 pm to
i dont think its the balls that grow, I;m thinking is the sack that stretches
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117756 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

FLBooGoTigs1


Okay. She is the legendary Italian movie producer Dino de Lauerntiis' grand daughter and was trained as a cook by Wolfgang Puck. Talk a bout almost perfect. Almost......
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58508 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:20 pm to
I bet that the hubby was ready to drop that chicken dinner after that many years of nagging no matter what she looks like. This dude got it made she gonna pay him and time to find him a young sweet thang.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118224 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:21 pm to
The kids though.
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:22 pm to
You do know she speaks Italian? The accent isn't fake.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117756 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:23 pm to
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The kids though.


Poor Jade... She has been fricking around forever.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

She got a megamind head.


A ton of models and movie stars have a big head and big forehead.

Posted by StrangeBrew
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Member since May 2009
18318 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Yucky

I wonder if they come in different sizes?

Like 26 year old balls or grampaw balls?


Oh and I need new material!
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33035 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:25 pm to
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John Mayer has probably called her already.


My wife thinks Giada has been sleeping with him for a while.
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 11:11 pm
Posted by Asgard Device
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:26 pm to
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Posted by Winkface
You do know she speaks Italian? The accent isn't fake.




So does my mom. She has never once switched back and forth between accents just for key words like that.

Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:26 pm to
That was funny and you know it!
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:29 pm to
quote:


Really? They seem to always itch and need moving around.




Think about the first thing you take off when you get home.

Well, balls are they same way. They want to be free, too.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:36 pm to
Yeah those invisible lines she got from having big tits make her hideous
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:39 pm to
Oh well my Italian coworker does it so who knows.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:40 pm to
I do. And I have an excuse. Bras suck like a mother fricker

But when I take that thing off....
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