Get Off My Lawn Pride Month Edition. Now NSFW & Anchored.

Because I am uniquely caring and virtuous (MUCH more than you) I have been attending a Rainbow Parade every day this month. I must say, I am a little Disappointed with the Overall Quality of LGBTQIA Parades this year. And even as I have enjoyed all the social media updates and retweets complimenting me for being so uniquely caring and respectful of the LGBTQIA Community, I can't but help think the actual quality of the parades are decreasing as they have been taken over by pasty-faced, fat, frumpy, finger-wagging, straight womyn.

The least gay place in America these days is a Gay Pride parade. Now it's nothing but rich white straight groupies updating their social media.

What happened to the good old days when everybody wore arse chaps and dressed like the cover of the Village People album ? When bros flashed their junk at everybody and chanted "Reagan lied, People died" and the sweet melodic sounds of Barry Manilow filled the air? Man, those were the days. You really never know what you have until it's gone.