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re: Furthest you’ve ever got with a stripper?

Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:15 pm to
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The mother of 3 by your definition is not a slut. Whatever. This is ghey. Moar stories of banging strippers please


Whenever we fricked at where she worked wed clean up with paper towels from the bathroom and when she was done "leaking" on them wed shove them under the couch in the VIP room. Well one day her boss was cleaning out the room for a new couch and he filled up several bags with used paper towels. He even posted a pic on to the FB group page the strippers there would use for work purposes.

I know I'm white trash.

This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 4:16 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
40197 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:18 pm to
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You guys are arguing over who is more on the nasty end of the spectrum


Definitely the strippers
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21006 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:29 pm to
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For the life of me I can’t figure out how the lack of money exchanging hands makes a whore cleaner than a whore who gets paid to frick.




Lets just say wrap it up and slay all you can

Personally, Ive been with more sluts than strippers. Wrapped it every time. I cant say with certainty that one group was worse or cleaner than the other. The strippers I knew to my knowledge werent druggies nor were the sluts. All were freaky, if that means anything
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:40 pm to
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For the life of me I can’t figure out how the lack of money exchanging hands makes a whore cleaner than a whore who gets paid to frick.


Just the money? Nothing.

The sheer volume of random wiener that comes with the money. Everything.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:41 pm to
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The strippers I knew to my knowledge werent druggies nor were the sluts.

Every stripper I've ever met was at least somewhat slutty and on drugs
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21006 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:43 pm to
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The sheer volume of random wiener that comes with the money. Everything.


You dont think the stripper is more inclined to make you wrap it up being they gotta stay in "stripper shape" to get that $$? Serious question
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21006 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:45 pm to
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Every stripper I've ever met was at least somewhat slutty and on drugs



Well, like I said, nothing was visual ie trackmarks ect but who knows..
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:46 pm to
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one just let me feel all over her

Um they pretty much all do that. What do you think a lap dance is?
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50788 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:47 pm to
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You dont think the stripper is more inclined to make you wrap it up being they gotta stay in "stripper shape" to get that $$? Serious question


Nope.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18798 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:49 pm to
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You dont think the stripper is more inclined to make you wrap it up being they gotta stay in "stripper shape" to get that $$? Serious question


This is actually a pretty good point you make in your favor. The fact that they are pros does probably mean that they are more prepared with protection just as a routine of the job. I'm still firmly in the strippers are dirtier camp
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14517 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:55 pm to
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Every stripper I've ever met was at least somewhat slutty and on drugs


Same. Most were all hooked on dope and would talk about being awake for at least 24+ hours before going to work.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37470 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:56 pm to
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You dont think the stripper is more inclined to make you wrap it up being they gotta stay in "stripper shape" to get that $$? Serious question
You could make the same argument for plain old regular hookers but it doesn't convince me that they are a less risky population.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21006 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:59 pm to
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You could make the same argument for plain old regular hookers


Arent they the same when they take the money to frick?
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2186 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 4:59 pm to
Lol dude, imagine how many dicks have been in her mouth. You just sucked all of them.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53047 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:00 pm to
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Same. Most were all hooked on dope and would talk about being awake for at least 24+ hours before going to work.

The only stripper I ever hooked up with was my neighbor. I never even saw her dance. She lived in the apartment nextdoor and used to come party at my place a lot.

She was pretty normal looking but she was an emotional wreck and loved the nose candy.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53047 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:00 pm to
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Lol dude, imagine how many dicks have been in her mouth. You just sucked all of them.

never change OT
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21006 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:02 pm to
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Lol dude, imagine how many dicks have been in her mouth. You just sucked all of them.





There's always that "one guy"

at least he didnt go down on her... right??
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88324 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:03 pm to
Taking a look at this thread reaffirms my belief that the majority of posters on here have never been laid and probably still live with their parents. And have never been away from home except for band camp.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53047 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
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Taking a look at this thread reaffirms my belief that the majority of posters on here have never been laid and probably still live with their parents. 

It's been pretty entertaining though
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64996 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 5:06 pm to
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