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Funny jokes thread
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:20 pm
What do to call Charlie sheen in a wheelchair? Rollaids
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Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:27 pm to CatsGoneWild
I can't wait to see some funny jokes!
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:29 pm to CatsGoneWild
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven.
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?
St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven.
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:29 pm to CatsGoneWild
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snow balls!
Snow balls!
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:30 pm to CatsGoneWild
Great, I walked into the wrong funny jokes thread.
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:31 pm to CatsGoneWild
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:33 pm to Emteein
A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're fricking ugly"
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're fricking ugly"
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:36 pm to CatsGoneWild
Did you hear about the transgender at the Christmas party?
All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary
All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:38 pm to Skillet
An old couple were about to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary and the husband said "Dear, what would you like to do for our anniversary?"
The wife said "I want to go to the same place as our honeymoon and stay in the same hotel, in the same room and do the same things we did that wonderful day when we got married."
The husband then said "OK. But this time I get to be the one who sits on the edge of the bed and cry because its too big."
The wife said "I want to go to the same place as our honeymoon and stay in the same hotel, in the same room and do the same things we did that wonderful day when we got married."
The husband then said "OK. But this time I get to be the one who sits on the edge of the bed and cry because its too big."
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:41 pm to CatsGoneWild
Proton walks into a bar. Bartender asks him if he wants a drink. The proton says no thanks. Bartender asks him, are you sure? The proton says, I'm positive....
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:43 pm to CatsGoneWild
I had a bunch of banana jokes, but they slipped my mind.
Posted on 12/10/15 at 4:53 pm to CatsGoneWild
A priest,rabbi, and 2 alter boys were on a boat and it started taking on water, the priest and rabbi notice there is only 2 life jackets the rabbi says "frick the alter boys" priest responds "you think we got time??" ...
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