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Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21943 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:13 pm to
Descartes is sitting a bar and finishes his drink. The bartender asks, "Would you like another one?" Descartes says, "I think not" and poof, he disappears.
Posted by aardvark1975
St. Francisville
Member since Jan 2015
163 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:23 pm to
Why were all the Cajuns fired at Cape Canaveral?

Because everytime they announced it was time for "Launch" they all threw down their tools and went to eat.

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:rimshot:
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40212 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:28 pm to
Auburn football
Posted by PineyWoodsHog
Texas
Member since Sep 2021
1604 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:34 pm to
More of a history lesson, on the true origin of how the Razorbacks got their name, than a joke but...

During the early days of the college, some of it's leaders were out walking around when they came upon a small farm.

They could hear pigs squealing something awful so they moved closer.

As they got closer, they heard one of the farmers exclaim, "Raise her back up Earl!"
Posted by OhioLSUfan
Columbus, OH
Member since Oct 2007
1304 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:38 pm to
What do you call a Batman who skips Church?


Christain Bale
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39565 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 1:09 pm to
Punchline...

So the bear grabs the rabbit, and wipes his arse with him.

So the leper told the prostitute, "just keep the tip".

So the downvote queer guzzled the whole cup.
This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 1:33 pm
Posted by Pioneer BS 175
Pcola
Member since Jul 2015
1278 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 1:25 pm to
An oldie from the Monkey Bar.

A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because it's making noise. Mechanic says he'll take a look at it and to come back in 10 minutes. So the penguin goes and gets an ice cream sandwich, and since he has no hands gets ice cream all over his face. He goes back to the shop and the mechanic says it looks like you blew a seal. Penguin says no, it's just the ice cream.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10302 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 1:31 pm to
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on a pile of leaves?






















Russel!
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14680 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:07 pm to
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Punchline...

No, it's just a little ice cream.
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