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Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:13 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144782 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:13 am to
quote:

I'm sure he wouldn't turn down most women, let alone Jessica Alba.
you're coming around and learning something around here. I'm proud of your progression


ETA: any red blooded American male doesn't pass this up, he deals with the consequences




ETA: wait that is Biel not Alba, same shite applies though
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 8:19 am
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1793 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:15 am to
Ryan Reynolds is married to/ having consistent sex with Blake Lively. I doubt he would have much interest in Mrs. JFT.





No pics.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32914 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:17 am to
Isn't Jessica Alba damn close to a billionaire?

I would hit it, put a baby in it, and consider it a sound financial investment. My wife would agree.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32914 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:18 am to
That's Jessica Biel you dope.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15222 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:21 am to
Funny you bring up this topic.My wife's free pass is indeed Ryan Reynolds while my free pass cleared by wife is Kate Beckinsale. I figured we'd head to hollywood this summer and kill two birds with one stone. I'll report our experience when we get back








PS
I'm sure we have a better chance of being hit by an asteroid on the way there than actually any of the above coming true
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 8:25 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25050 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:26 am to
Never thought the guy from Two Men and a Pizza Place (or whatever it was) would become the TD hunk of choice.

Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:28 am to
If my wife cheated on me with him and I divorced her, would I have a good chance at getting custody of the kids and not owe her anything?

If so, I'll pay Ryan Reynold's to proposition her.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
19203 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:31 am to
Wouldn't mind being swingers with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8382 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Ryan Reynolds


quote:

Jessica Alba


It ain't gay if it's in a three way.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138216 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:41 am to
I wouldn't want Jessica Alba's herpes.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68166 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I doubt she would say no to a shirtless Ryan Reynolds

It's now obvious that your SO is trying to "better deal" you.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 9:02 am to
quote:

I wouldn't want Jessica Alba's herpes.


I'll take em.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 9:03 am to
My wife would cheat on me with Brad Pitt and that guy Jax on S.O.A.
Posted by GingerRoyal
Member since Apr 2017
40 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 9:12 am to
I don't know that Ryan Reynolds but my wife would be happy to marry Jhonny Depp or George Clooney
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 9:14 am to
I would have to turn down Jessica Alba. I am a deep thrust man and it's known she has a shallow cervix.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19504 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 9:27 am to
quote:


I wouldn't want Jessica Alba's herpes.

Fine
More herpes for me
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13771 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:02 am to
My wife is all in for Reynolds, Cooper, and Pratt. I couldn't blame her if she didn't turn them down.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36382 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 11:37 am to
Gf and I already have a top 3 of celebrity cheats and Ryan Reynolds is her number 1, so yea I'd allow it. Blake Lively is mine.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 11:46 am to
Not those two but,

My freebie is Jennifer Aniston and hers is George Strait.

It's funny that we've been to a dozen George Strait concerts and she has never taken me anywhere that I might be able to spot Jennifer.
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