re: For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?

Definitely not. Do the purchasers get to watch the farter fill up whatever container they're using to catch the trumpet blasts? Mason jar, empty bottle, old milk carton. Would the video be porn or like a proof of life sort of thing? "I need to see you fart in the jar, not your husband." The video "wife" would need to be in some lingerie or maybe nude eating a cold can of Hormel chili before I would even consider ordering a jar of stink blossoms. Relax, it's a Christmas gift. What kind of chicks are doing this shite anyway? Hot chicks or some Gwyneth Paltrow Shallow Hal looking broad squatting over a fart bucket? If it's the latter, maybe you spring for the holiday gift pack with the pussy candles.