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Florida man told his gun is small so he whips out his 9

Posted on 11/5/20 at 4:49 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25646 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 4:49 pm
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Cops said Dustin Kouns, 21, revved his Jeep’s engine in Key West traffic, leading Toby Keaton to step out of his own vehicle and say, “You must have a small d---,” the Florida Keys Keynoter reported. Kouns responded by whipping out his 9-millimeter Smith & Wesson handgun, according to police.

Keaton told the cops that he exchanged words with Kouns after the engine rev, but didn’t tell them about any impotent insults, according to the Keynoter. Kouns told police he was just protecting himself when he pulled the gun.

Kouns was formally charged with three felonies: aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, carrying a concealed weapon and dealing in stolen property, the Keynoter reported. He was also charged with driving without a valid license, a misdemeanor.


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Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4682 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 4:55 pm to
Insults of the peepee, gets the pewpew
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

revved his Jeep’s engine
quote:

“You must have a small d---,”

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 5:14 pm to
Back in the day you could just whip out the dick to prove them wrong.

Everyone would either laugh or gasp. Nowadays a gun will get you less trouble.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 5:18 pm to
My new retort is, "actually I have the smallest dick in the world, would you like to see it?"
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101438 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

"I have the smallest dick in the world" - Mud_Till_May
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
982 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

My new retort is, "actually I have the smallest dick in the world, would you like to see it?"


You have a planned retort? How often do people accuse you of having small penis syndrome?
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 6:48 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25646 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 5:30 pm to
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"I have the smallest dick in the world" - Mud_Till_May


Now we get the real reason behind his wife's no sex policy.
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