Florida man takes a dump on another man's driveway

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Thomas said he tried to be understanding but still would have preferred that the culprit take ownership of his actions.
“I know when it comes on for you to go, you have to go,” Thomas said. “He could have drove himself right toward the left in the fence toward the coconut tree and do what he wanted to do there. That would be no problem – but in my driveway?”

He went on, “Knock and say, ‘Man, you know what, I had an emergency. I had nowhere to go, and this is where I had to do what I had to do.”

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