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Florida man sits on gun, accidentally shoots his pecker

Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:05 pm
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A Jacksonville man accidently shot himself in the penis when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car. Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man ran into his girlfriend’s house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him the hospital, where he underwent surgery. The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

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Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132648 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:05 pm to
I mean who hasnt done this at least once in their life
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:08 pm to
I don't think my penis could survive such a accident.
Posted by BatonScrewedTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
199 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:11 pm to
INB4 florida gonna florida
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:11 pm to
Was it Plaxico Burress again?
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4783 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:15 pm to
I thought Pecker got shot. Was heading to kitchen for celebratory beer..




J/k Pecker.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:26 pm to
Best news I've heard all week.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5695 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:29 pm to
Keep doing you Florida. Just when I think I've seen or heard it all, I can look to Florida. You never let me down.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5695 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.


I just saw this. Not only did the dumbass shoot his dick off, he gets the pleasure of going to jail for it too. Hell of a way to celebrate the 4.
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 11:32 pm
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:37 pm to
Hell of an accidental discharge
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178343 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:38 pm to
White guy?
Posted by Fatal Conceit
Ramblin down that dusty ole road
Member since Jun 2017
594 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:49 pm to
It came outta da box day ways.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:57 pm to
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4351 posts
Posted on 7/4/17 at 1:25 am to
Oh dear lord.
My cock a tually spasmed in pain when I saw this gif.
frick bro!
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