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Florida man sits on gun, accidentally shoots his pecker
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:05 pm
quote:
A Jacksonville man accidently shot himself in the penis when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car. Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man ran into his girlfriend’s house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him the hospital, where he underwent surgery. The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:05 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I mean who hasnt done this at least once in their life
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:08 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I don't think my penis could survive such a accident.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:11 pm to LSUTANGERINE
INB4 florida gonna florida
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:11 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Was it Plaxico Burress again?
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:15 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I thought Pecker got shot. Was heading to kitchen for celebratory beer..
J/k Pecker.
J/k Pecker.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:26 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Best news I've heard all week.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:29 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Keep doing you Florida. Just when I think I've seen or heard it all, I can look to Florida. You never let me down.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:31 pm to LSUTANGERINE
quote:
The sheriff’s office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 11:32 pm
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:37 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Hell of an accidental discharge
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:49 pm to LSUTANGERINE
It came outta da box day ways.
Posted on 7/4/17 at 1:25 am to Langland
Oh dear lord.
My cock a tually spasmed in pain when I saw this gif.
frick bro!
My cock a tually spasmed in pain when I saw this gif.
frick bro!
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